A list of in-house seating guidelines from an unnamed Mexican restaurant in Huntington Beach was recently leaked online. Among the guidelines for servers:

"Mexican people prefer a booth rather than a table"

"Mexican people don't like to wait - don't tell them how long the wait is...try to seat them ASAP"

I suppose I could ask a certain someone here in the office if these are accurate stereotypes or not. But instead, I find myself wondering: Which is the race that loves to wait endlessly for a table? And who doesn't prefer a booth?

(h/t LA Observed)