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Indicted Ex-Sheriff Mike Carona Claimed the Bible ran his daily life

"Silly ass . . . no shit . . . shit . . . fuck you . . . fuck . . . get fucked . . . get fucked . . . fucked . . . fucking . . . two cocksuckers . . . shit . . . shit . . . shit . . . damn . . . fuck . . . all that shit . . . bitchin! . . . shit . . . Look at the size on that one! . . . bullshit . . . fucking . . . shitting . . . fuck . . . shit . . . fucking . . . All he had to do was be a white guy about it . . . bite them in the ass . . . fucking . . . shit . . . evil fucking evil . . . fucking . . . kick your ass . . . fuck it . . . shit . . . fucking . . . to the fucking bank . . . bite you in the ass . . . shit . . . gonna fuck you up . . . fucking . . . fucking mobbed up . . . shit . . . such an asshole . . . motherfucker . . . motherfucker . . . my fucking heart . . . bending me over and sticking, you know, you know, an adrenalin shot in my ass . . . piss away millions of dollars . . . Jack Hanshaw [is] a weird motherfucker . . . shit . . . fucking . . . fucked her over . . . hell . . . fuck ups . . . flat ass . . . fuck you . . . fuck . . . fuck you . . . fucking cash . . . flat ass . . . fucking truth . . . every fucking thing . . . motherfucker! . . . fucking . . . fucking shitting me . . . fuck! . . . fuck you in the ass . . . motherfucker! . . . fucking story . . . fucking Coto de Caza . . . shit . . . fuck . . . shit . . . flat ass . . . fucking lie . . . flat ass . . . guaran-damn-tee it . . . fucking . . . shit . . . shit . . . fucking . . . flat ass . . . shit . . . shit . . . flat ass . . . shit . . . fucking . . . fucking . . . fucking . . . fucking . . . shit . . . motherfucker! . . . fuck . . . flat ass . . . shit . . . fucking . . . bullshit . . . fucking German attitude . . . her core fucking belief . . . positive shit . . . positive shit . . . Donna was shitting . . . fucking check . . . shit . . . fucking . . . cocksuckers . . . bullshit . . . bullshit . . . bullshit . . . all this shit . . . ass . . . I don't think they have shit on us . . . shit . . . flat ass . . . fucking truth . . . Donna [Porter] is such a fucking squirrelly cunt . . . a truly squirrelly cunt . . . lying about that shit . . . fuck George . . . fucking checks . . . my ass . . . Tony [Rackauckas] and I are in a fucking death spiral . . . a huge fucking battle . . . oh, fuck! . . . fucking . . . dumb cocksucker . . . shit . . . fucked . . . fuck, yes . . . fuck, yes . . . fuck, yes . . . shit on that one . . . cover shit up . . . fucking . . . shit . . . bullshit . . . shit . . . great shit . . . fuck . . . all this shit.

--Then-Orange County Sheriff Mike Carona, a Bible-thumper in public and a man who prayed before restaurant meals when people were watching, talking in private in August 2007 and unaware that the FBI is surreptitiously recording his conversation. The cause of his anger and frustration? Federal prosecutors Brett Sagel and Ken Julian were conducting an investigation that would two months later result in Carona's arrest on bribery, corruption and witness tampering charges.

(R. Scott Moxley / OC Weekly)

Comments (3)

  1. Bob Squalonero says:

    "Bible"?!

    Let's see, how does one spell "Bible"?

    Oh, yes: B-U-Y-B-U-L-L. ;-)

  2. D Yang says:

    FU Mike Carona. You dirty scumbag.

  3. FUCORONA says:

    I hope he becomes someones little bitch when he goes to jail. It pisses me off that he gets to keep his fat pension once he gets out.

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