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Sam Zell: He's as American as liking pussy

Posted by Derek Olson in Breaking News

February 8, 2008 2:53 PM

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Photobucket Sniff, Sniff, ohh America, you smell like lilacs and tenderness.

Billionaire private equity mogul and, since last year, chairman and chief executive of Los Angeles Times parent company Tribune Co. is an unabashed patriot.

He loves America, mmm hmm, yes he does. He wants to stick his face right in America and smell its purple mountain's majesty. And he especially loves a bald eagle. Also, he apparently shares this love of country with his some of his closest friends. According to a post on LA Observed Blog today, Zell shared some of his feelings on what true Americans like while visiting the Orange County plant.

While defending his decision to allow strip club ads in the back of the LA Times, (wait, strip club ads, doesn't that mean they are no longer a credible news source?), Zell reportedly said something along these lines, "Some of my best friends go to gentlemen's clubs. Everyone likes pussy. It’s un-American not to like pussy.”

Spoken like Thomas Jefferson could only have imagined. And, as we all know, good ol' Thomas J. didn't just like pussy, he loved it!

 

Comments (3)

  1. Feline says:
    February 8, 2008 18:54

    I see we'll have another pathetic LA Times regime... By the looks of Smelly Zelly, he'll need to hit the "gentlemen's clubs" to find available pussy--by the hour. If he wants to find the best veteran whores, he should visit the Register newsroom.

  2. Untitled says:
    July 1, 2008 08:24

    SHUT UP ASSWHOLES! LEAVE SAM ZELL ALONE! If you don't know Sam, he can be a really mean guy. Thats what all of his piolts say. And actually, I met him at in Illinois as he was getting ready to go on his flight.He was really nice. Sam can say whatever he wants so stay off his back! And he is not a pussy-- he probably had a flight to leave. And Sam Zell doesnt go to any strip club-- that reporter probaby is pissed at him for saying the F-bomb at her. And if he did-- didn't you ever go?

  3. Untitled says:
    July 1, 2008 08:28

    I'm sorry I just dont give out my name-- But Samuel is like my boss so I'm sticking up for him. Whatever he does.

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