We got a telephone call today from a woman telling us that slender, silver-colored jet aircraft were flying back and forth in the heavens, leaving white smoke trails in their wake. These trails, she added, were drifting apart in the sky, turning it from clear blue to overcast over the course of the day.
"I know you're going to think this is nuts," she said.
Nuts? Why would we think that?
A quick check of the view from our offices on the fifth floor of OC Weekly's world headquarters revealed at least two similar trails, both of which were very wide and cloudlike. You could even say that the portion of the sky where those trails are is overcast. Clearly, these aircraft, posing as innocuous commercial airplanes, are actually weather control devices.
That's right folks, the government is controlling our weather with chem trails!
Don't take our word for it. Check out this video on Youtube of chem trails right here in Orange County. And ignore the idiotic comments by the guy who remarks that chem trails are simply exhaust being emitted by airplanes at high altitude, where the air is cold. Those are contrails, not chemtrails, moron!
January 31, 2008 14:21
slow news day huh?
January 31, 2008 14:34
Not really--Nick and I take pride in strenuously covering all Illuminati-related, Masonic conspiracy news. Keep watching the skies!
January 31, 2008 15:22
as you were then.
February 1, 2008 09:32
Thanks for reporting the truth about chemtrails. Anyone who lives near LAX's flight pattern can tell these are not normal flight patterns nor normal aircraft contrails, which we rarely get because the temp and humidity is not usually conducive. There are a couple thousand flights out of LAX every day, and these chemtrails occur intermittently. I could smell the chemicals in the air yesterday. It causes coughing and tearing/stinging eyes and congestion. It is NOT healthy to be exposed. It causes upper respiratory problems and 'flu-like' symptoms.
Look UP, people!!
February 1, 2008 12:14
El Seracho is a reptilian.
February 1, 2008 16:50
Another explanation for the chem trails:
As you may/may not know, we are down the missile/rocket flight path from Vandenberg Air Force Base in Santa Barbara, where they test launch 'em puppies.
February 1, 2008 17:53
Wait - at Vandenberg they test-launch puppies which release noxious chemicals into the upper atmosphere? Which cause flu-like symptoms in February?
I'm confused. Or maybe ... maybe they've MADE me confused. The bastards!
February 2, 2008 05:58
Let's put is this way: "Puppy" (i.e., rocket/missile) fuel ain't exactly environmentally friendly.
Furthermore, when the Air Force conducts their test launches out of Vandenberg, they send the test missile/rockets pretty high into the atmosphere.
Finally, they send those projectiles "down-range", and guess what? Orange County is in the "down-range" zone!
Of course, God forbid Vandenberg should suffer from a "projectile dysfunction"! ;-)
March 2, 2008 12:17
Greetings!!!
Announcing two new YouTube videos and our new website.
Please check out my new videos I made on YouTube:
Talk Jock Silences Chemtrails
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F4yQlMcibU&feature=user
Chemtrails: Get The Word Out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZSpEjaDl2c&feature=user
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March 6, 2008 09:44
Chemtrails are being sprayed in Yuba City, CA also. Most days are really really bad. I am just trying to make people notice. Thanks for the good article!