Garrett Smith's Naked Anaheim Romp May Have Produced the Most Amazing Video Ever

Please don't tell me the streak craze is back.
Yes, Garret Smith is accused of crimes and of mucking up Charles Barnes' minivan and of scaring the stuffing out of Clarisa Vidrio.

Still, after watching the amazing surveillance video in the news report after the jump, I totally want to go as the Riverside 21-year-old next Halloween.

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Nathaniel Estes is All Smiles Now, But He Could Have Had Head Blown Off by Irvine Police

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After a trip to the hospital, Nathaniel Estes was booked into Orange County Jail.
Look at Nathaniel Estes smiling in his booking photo. The 35-year-old appears pretty pleased with himself considering how close he came to being another police officer involved shooting statistic.

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Huntington Beach Attorney Matt McLaughlin Files Ballot Measure Requiring Gays To Be Shot

Fly this flag at your own risk.

How do you stop the encroaching gay menace threatening the well-being of [one particular interpretation of the Christian] God's country? Well, if you're attorney Matt McLaughlin, you crawl out of the Mailbox Express box you practice out of in Huntington Beach and you spend $200 of your own money to file a ballot measure called the "Sodomite Suppression Act". This charmingly titled proposal re-criminalizes homosexuality and makes it a capital crime.

The text also specifies that the death penalty must be carried out by "bullets to the head or any other convenient method." Good call there: Wal-Mart has been sold out of rifle bullets the last few times we went to stock up for Gay Marksman Days.

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Immigrants Advised at Rally to Push Back Against Judge's Ruling to Halt Obama Orders

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Immigrants are told to push back against judge's order.
UPDATE, FEB. 19, 8:45 A.M.: Three local officials vowed at a gathering in Santa Ana Wednesday to continue educating immigrants on how to apply for documentation despite a federal judge's ruling blocking President Obama from providing legal shelter from deportation for some immigrants.

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You're in Luck If You Wanted to Attend an Anti-Superstition Bash in OC on Friday the 13th

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A Friggatriskaidekaphobia (fear of Friday the 13th) Treatment Center nurse opens up.
As you know, the end of this work week is Friday the 13th (unless you're a Communist who works weekends). A group of unsuperstitious Orange Countians will celebrate at a Howard Johnson's in Fullerton Friday night, when breaking mirrors, walking under ladders and opening umbrellas indoors will be among the festivities.

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X Files Actor, A Savage Rapist, Loses Appeal That All-White Jury Robbed Him Of Justice

An X Files supporting actor who beat, burned, raped, sodomized, mutilated and tortured his wife in Orange County during a four-day crack cocaine binge in 2005 has lost an appeal to overturn his conviction and a 144-year prison sentence.

After both the California Supreme Court and a state appellate court refused to grant him relief in prior years, Prince Edward Maryland hoped federal judges would agree that he's innocent and that his 2007 trial under Judge John Conley's supervision was a travesty of justice based largely on supposed prosecutorial misconduct.

Maryland--an African American who claims he is a prolific screenwriter and is related to ex-Dallas Cowboys star Russell Maryland--insisted the government's cheating worked because he faced "an all-white jury" and his victim was Caucasian.

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Orly Taitz's Open Letter to George Clooney's Wife Amal Deserves an Open Letter to Orly Taitz

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To be clear, Orly Taitz is NOT waiting to get George and Amal Clooney's autographs in this photo.
Rancho Santa Margarita lawyer/dentist/real estate saleslady/poison pen pal Orly Taitz's open letter to Amal Clooney, the new bride of actor George Clooney, deserve an open letter to Rancho Santa Margarita lawyer/dentist/real estate saleslady/stamp licker Orly Taitz.

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Jason "Mayhem" Miller Needs $2 Million for His Dog, Lawyers, Home Repairs and "Art"

Jason "Mayhem" Miller has become the Shia LaBeouf of mixed martial arts.

The best soap opera is not on television but is emanating from Jason "Mayhem" Miller's home in Mission Viejo, where the former MMA fighter who live-tweeted during a standoff with SWAT officers there on Oct. 9 has now tweeted that he is seeking $2 million in crowdfunding to "reinvest" in his "art."

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Kent and Jill Easter's School Mom Victim Kelli Peters Finally Gets to Speak Her Mind: Update

Photo courtesy of Kelli Peters
"I actually started to fear for my life and the life of my daughter," Kelli Peters said of the harassment Jill and Kent Easter put her through.

UPDATE, OCT. 20, 10 A.M.: The victim of Jill and Kent Easter finally got her chance to speak out about the nightmare the vindictive Irvine lawyer couple put the school volunteer through, something she remained silent about until both had been prosecuted.

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Orange County is the No. 8 U.S. City (???) When It Comes to Seeking Thrills

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Some Orange County daredevils at The Wedge in Balboa.

Before we begin, know that online marketplace LivingSocial thinks Orange County is a city, which is fine with me as long as PayPal can't figure out where to send my bills for purchases. The reason the wrong municipal designation is key is because it has landed this great big county of ours at No. 8 when it comes to LivingSocial's list of the top cities for thrill seekers in the U.S.

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