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By Matt Coker, Wednesday, Jun. 3 2009 @ 6:03PM
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Categories: Disney Dirt

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David Koenig
, the Aliso Viejo author of Mouse Tales: A Behind-the-Ears Look at Disneyland, Mouse Under Glass: Secrets of Disney Animation & Theme Parks and More Mouse Tales: A Closer Peek Backstage at Disneyland has an interesting MousePlanet post that features an unnamed source saying the just-completed, five-week refurbishment of vehicles that carry guests on Peter Pan's Flight at the Magic Kingdom was done for one reason:

To fit those guests' fatter asses.

"Depending who you talk to, it is because guests have gotten bigger, or the wish to increase the number that can be loaded into a boat to increase guest capacity," shared the source. "But a lot of ride operators are saying this is a result from Small World--a trend to accommodate ever-bigger guests. WDI (Imagineering) has been keeping quiet."

To be fair, the post goes on to make a better argument for the cars being widened to allow more family members to ride together, allowing for fewer backups in the line of one of the park's most popular rides.

Farther down, Koenig has other items of interest on: Disney's lack of remorse over state ballot initiatives going down in flames; the quiet return of hourly and salaried cast members who'd been laid off; and changes to food carts at the park that a source ties to the sticky fingers of today's employees, who apparently are not screened as thoroughly as past cast members.

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Comments (22)

The Pot Stirrer says:

Is it not true that the Small World ride was recently renovated to provide the boats more clearance because the above-mentioned fat fannies were causing the boats to bottom-out, forcing guests to wade to the exit? They were originally designed for men averaging around 170 lbs - you know, those skinny guys you see around town infrequently these days. Now the average is around 225, hence the draggin' of the keel on the boats.

Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 4 2009 @ 12:44AM
heybud says:

Pot Stirrer, the average is not around 225. You are just randomly putting that up to make yourself feel better. "In the United States National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey, 1999–2002, the mean weight of males between 20 and 74 years of age was 191 pounds (86.6 kg, 13 st 9 lb); the mean weight of females of the same age range was 164 pounds (74.4 kg, 11 st 10 lb).[1]"

Source: http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/ad/ad347.pdf

Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 4 2009 @ 2:38PM
JOSEPH says:

WHY IS AMERICA SO FAT

Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 4 2009 @ 2:45PM
yea, maybe... but... says:

anyone who has actually been to DL knows that skinny people fear - and flee from - the Magic Kingdom

Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 4 2009 @ 2:45PM
Sean says:

I just love how "healthy" is being redefined as "skinny." 170lbs is skinny? Maybe if you are like 6'4". Otherwise, it's a healthy weight (if you're at least 5'6".)

Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 4 2009 @ 2:51PM
owen66 says:

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 4 2009 @ 2:54PM
Pikki says:

A lot of people from the united states of america are so disgustingly fat. They should make a game with treadmills on it or something, not increase the size and capacity of the existing games.

Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 4 2009 @ 2:58PM
How to lose weight guide says:

How sad, really why don't someone just say lose the weight or don't ride? People need to get healthier. I know this is not the only reason but come on America get in better shape!

Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 4 2009 @ 3:13PM
I'm not fat, dammit! says:

Well, while American backsides are bigger than they used to be and yeah, a good chunk of the population is chucky... we're also simply bigger. I don't have the charts at hand, but I have seen numbers showing Americans have gotten taller over the last 40-50 years. Assuming even heathy people tend to be properly proportioned, taller also means larger.

Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 4 2009 @ 3:36PM
Squanchy says:

Damn, I weigh 197. Oh yeah, I'm 6'6" though! It's hard to find a 36" waist with a 32" inseam though ... most 36" pants sold in America go to the less than 28" inseams! Fatties!

Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 4 2009 @ 4:23PM
audrey says:

Why are they keeping quiet about it? Will people be offended if they cater to healthy and unhealthy people?

Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 4 2009 @ 5:04PM
tony says:

people gotten bigger over last 40 yrs?

coincides with the birth of Micky D's and fast food..
Kida are nutured on fast food either in-store or take out..
If we all ate at home and went out once a week like it used to be,
Obesity would not be the problem it is today..
[and they rag on smokers like there the only un-healthy humans on the planet.].
dig your children an early grave and keep pumping them up with fast foods..

Had to catch up with America sooner or later.....

Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 4 2009 @ 6:24PM
bob slydel says:

This is why we're fat:
www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 4 2009 @ 7:00PM
mochi says:

average weight of the american male is 190 lbs - average weight of average disneyland patron is more like 250 lbs!

Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 4 2009 @ 8:03PM
feelin' duped says:

Hey! No fair, OCW! You put a photo of a lovely, sheer pantied fanny on the home page teaser for this article. I click on the article, hoping for more of the same and you hit me with a photo of ASS-ZILLA!

So wrong. So wrong.

Posted On: Friday, Jun. 5 2009 @ 11:53AM
Matt Coker says:

Hey, VVM bigwigs, I believe feelin' duped has unlocked the way to get more page views!

Posted On: Friday, Jun. 5 2009 @ 1:07PM
Kaonashi says:

I'm 6'1" and 155 pounds but have to pay the same as those two-for-ones-in-the-same-skin that weigh down all manners of conveyance. Don't get me started on paying extra for heavy luggage when I travel with my kids. I just look forward to the day when Disney starts a pay-per-pound system.

Posted On: Saturday, Jun. 6 2009 @ 7:25AM
Joe says:

Why are they keeping quiet about it? Will people be offended if they cater to healthy and unhealthy people??

Posted On: Monday, Jun. 8 2009 @ 5:16AM
The Pot Stirrer says:

heybud, look at your dates - seven years old at best - and look at the progressions on the charts. I'm willing to bet you a large pepperoni pizza that my 225 is a lot closer than your 191 today! The point remains the same - our blubbery society is sinking our little boats. I, by the way, am a member of that paunchy group, so feel quite comfortable with my description of them (us).

Posted On: Monday, Jun. 8 2009 @ 4:46PM
Mike says:

America's obesity is a bi-product of our food industry (high fructose corn syrup, anyone?) BUT Disneyland offers only crap food in the park. You have to really search to find a piece of fruit! That's not right. When my wife and I went to Dland, we had to search out the occasional fruit stand and stock up on apples, so that we'd have a snack throughout the day. Meanwhile, every obese child and Rascal-riding blob were chomping down on turkey legs and churros. Disneyland is as much to blame for our embarrassingly bed sore-ridden society as anyone.

Posted On: Tuesday, Jun. 9 2009 @ 10:24AM
Fat Albert says:

Yo! All yo hating makes me wana eat
and I eats cuz all dah hatinz...

Hey hey hey!!

Stopz duh hatinz.

waz'up... take a picture.

Posted On: Tuesday, Jun. 9 2009 @ 4:59PM
not me says:

fuck you oc weekly. you are the most useless "magazine" ever.

Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 16 2009 @ 6:22PM

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