What Do You Get When You Wrap Scorned Ex-Bell City Manager Robert Rizzo in a Tux?

​We already waxed poetic about the relative girth of Robert Rizzo, the Huntington Beach resident who has been scorned for pulling down $800,000+ from taxpayers to be the city manager of Bell.

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However, that exhaustive investigative report was compiled before we got a load--emphasis on load--of Rizzo in his tuxedo.

Check out the wedding photo after the jump . . . 

​Such a cute couple!

But the Rizzo half--actually three-quarters--of the frame above brings to mind another tuxedoed mischief-maker. Could it be . . .

​The Penquin from the Batman comics?

​The Burgess Meredith version?

​The Danny DeVito version?