Anaheim Monorail Push Has a Familiar Ring to It
Categories: A Clockwork Orange, OC Media
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INSTA-PUNDITRY FROM LYLE LANLEY: Well, sir, the Happiest Place on Earth . . .
Won't be alone is having
A genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
20 to 40 passengers per car
Monorail!
What'd I say?
Vlad Guerrero: Que?
Lanley: What's it called?
Stacey Q+Gwen Stefani: Monorail!
Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
Lucille Kring: I hear those things are awfully noisy . . .
Lanley: Then pack your bags and move to Boise.
Harry Sidhu: Is there a chance GOP support could bend?
Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Arte Moreno: What about trips to my stadium?
Lanley: We'll swing by there and Hollywood Palladium.
Bill Fitzgerald: Were you sent here by the OCTA?
Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on a-OK.
Chief Welter: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lanley: Then bust more Mexicans, my good man.
I swear it's Anaheim's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Lorri Galloway: But Ball Road's still all cracked and broken...
Tom Wood: Sorry, ma'am, the mob has spoken!
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
[big finish]
Monorail!
Curt Pringle: Mono . . . Doh!
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