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From 'Rap Chop' to 'Cock Shot' to 'NuttyBuddy'

Wednesday, May. 6 2009 @ 12:28PM

By Matt Coker in A Clockwork Orange, Sports, Wacky Vids

Cock Shot from Invisible Engine on Vimeo.

Colleague-in-blog Leslie McCave over at Stick a Fork in It recently shared the YouTube video "Rap Chop." Invisible Engine has its own, non-rapping, groin-blasting ode to Vince Offer's original Slap Chop infomercial above.

Meanwhile, for those who would like real-life protection from the fictional Cock Shot--or any other fist, foot or projectile aimed at one's groin--former baseball player Mark Littell, who apparently took one to many pitches to the MVP in his pants, has developed an uber-athletic cup called NuttyBuddy. It's no joke. Coming in four different dimensions--"The Hammer" (youth), "The Boss" (juniors/small), "The Hog" (large) and "Mongo" (xl--you lucky guys know who you are)--the NuttyBuddy aims to fulfill its main mission: "Protecting the boys."

Again, this supposedly is not a joke. So, if you have a knack for getting whacked in the family jewels, visit here where, believe it or not, you can check out their video, courtesy of Fox & Friends.