8 New Names for Surf City's Sex Perv Motel

​Huntington Beach police officers handed out fliers to alert visitors at the Extended Stay America on Skylab Road that five registered sex offenders are living at the hotel, reports the Orange County Register.

Sounds like someplace needs a new name. My Super 8 nominees follow after the jump. Add your own in comments--if you dare, Chester.

"Try the warm cookies..."

​1. Motel Sex

2. School Holiday Inn

3. Super Age 8

4. Comfort Sweets

5. Chris Hansen Inn

6. School Assembly Suites

7. Ra-don't-tell-your-mada Inn

8. Is That an Extended Stay America in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to See Me?