You know what can happen if you switch TV channels too quickly with your remote? Your brain mooshing together separate bits of infotainment and leaving you to believe that, say, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa
announced today he would not be running for California governor
in 2010 because he is taking up with the divorcing John & Kate Plus 8 lady
That's just silly. Kate Gosselin
isn't even a TV newswoman.