Considering Sunday's 7.2 earthquake just south of
California's border with
Mexico,
the 4.1 shaker six miles southwest of
Malibu
and assorted aftershocks felt up and down the state as this is banged out with fingers crossed, it's
obvious
God is peeved at something. Before
Pat Robertston,
Wiley Drake or
the "God Hates Fags" douchebag weigh in with their usual suspects behind you-know-who's wrath, here are the real 10 reasons God hates
California.
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1) New polling that shows a majority of Californians support:
Obamacare; politicians who voted for the bill; a temporary guest worker
program; a path to citizenship for undocumented workers and the Kenyan in the
White House.
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2) GOP frontrunner for governor
Meg Whitman calling for more
prison building--without identifying any specific funding source for them. Who does she think she is? A Democratic state legislator?
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3)
The Oakland Raiders failure to grab quarterback Donovan
McNabb, who the Eagles traded to the Redskins. 'Cause everyone knows the Almighty bleeds Silver and Black.
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4) Heaven's Apple store ran out of
iPads.
5)
Charlie Sheen possibly leaving
Two and a Half Men.
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