Guide Claims to Offer Tips on How to Cut Your Time in Disneyland Lines by Four Hours

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Authors of an unofficial guide offer their spin on cutting your time in Disneyland lines.

The authors of The Unofficial Guide to Disneyland 2015 claim that within the pages are "revolutionary, field-tested touring plans that can save four hours of waiting in line in a single day."

Bob Sehlinger, Seth Kubersky and Len Testa wrote the guide more for out-of-towners planning to come to the Anaheim Resort District for a vacation, but there are sections that should also appeal to locals.

They claim to have the latest deets on online reservations, quick-service and table-service dining in and around Disneyland Resort, improved touring plans for all parks and updated advice on how to experience that mass of humanity-attracting World of Color water show.

Also promised: the latest on guided tours, advice for guests with disabilities, updated and revised attraction ratings for refurbished attractions like Big Thunder Mountain Railroad and Alice in Wonderland, and fresh details on meets and greets with Marvel superheroes and Frozen's Anna and Elsa.

Unofficial Guides gives an Aug. 11 publishing date (Monday), but I'm already seeing it hawked for around $15-ish on the Amazon and Barnes & Noble sites.

The cover is on the next page:


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33 comments
Tyler Rogers
Tyler Rogers

Seems to me that if these so-called experts knew anything, they would use a current photo of what California Adventure actually looks like. That orange hasn't been there in at least 5 years. 

David Bolt Backer Parada
David Bolt Backer Parada

As a former cast member, I'll tell you that Mondays are excellent times to hit up Tower of Terror. A 13 minute wait time and it's normally walk up, watch the video, and then go to your service elevator.

Amy Erikson Montano
Amy Erikson Montano

Four hours?! I'd never go if I spent four hours in lines. Here's how you avoid such nonsense: go on a Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday, and avoid summer and Christmas break.

Ro Ar
Ro Ar

Or you can go to Knotts and actually have a good time

Jeff Rey
Jeff Rey

if the book's sales increase with widespread knowledge of these alleged tips/claims then they wont be effective soon and then the book will not be useful.

Sarah A'Court
Sarah A'Court

If everyone follows the same method/route doesn't that just redirect traffic and make it no better?

n2bigmuscle
n2bigmuscle topcommenter

But the picture is not Disneyland but DCA.  AND, how old is that pic?  I thought they took out the Orange years ago.

matt_pee
matt_pee

The 2015 Unofficial Guide to Disneyland doesn't even have Disneyland on its cover ::FACEPALM::

Jim Hill
Jim Hill

Fucking assholes, these secrets are things locals figure out for themselves. Fuck these people for giving them away to the rubes.

Sandra Castellon
Sandra Castellon

You can do better things with your time and money, then support this empire of garbage.

Dan Madrid
Dan Madrid

I like waiting around.........and watching you!!!!

Ruben Alvarez
Ruben Alvarez

You can cut your line time to zero by not going...

mhip
mhip

@Tyler Rogers

Yup....it's floating above a never to be completed park now.

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