An Open Letter to My Neighbors With Pet Dogs Barking All Night in Wake of Akita Sex Assaults

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Not the assaulted Akita!
Dear Neighbors With Pet Dogs Barking All Night,

I have never contacted you about the endless barking that you obviously have tuned out. But I implore you to start listening and investigating now that a family up the coast figured out why their 80-pound Akita kept yelping every night between last August and November.

It was the sex--with a 22-year-old man.

See, the yelps got so incessant--which is how I'd describe the noise coming out of your backyards every night, BTW--that the family in San Pedro set up surveillance cameras. The resulting footage showed a young man jumping over the fence, going up to the Akita and sexually assaulting the pooch.

Ew. Indeed.

Fortunately, the homeowners put a screen grab from the video on fliers that were distributed throughout the neighborhood, and someone later told cops it was 22-year-old Christopher Alexander Caceres.

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Image from San Pedro surveillance video
Further investigation revealed Caceres had also broken into the home and stolen alcohol. If you were so sick you routinely engaged in ruff sex, you'd want to get black-out drunk to forget what happened also.

Anyway, Caceras pleaded guilty in Los Angeles County Superior Court in Long Beach earlier this month to animal cruelty and burglary charges. As part of a plea deal, Judge Laura Laesecke dismissed a misdemeanor charge of sexual assault on an animal and sentenced Caceras to four years in state prison. (Insert your own where-he'll-be-someone's-bitch-for-a-change line here.)

While you, my dear readers, won't have that dog licker to worry about, for awhile at least, other sickos might still be out there, hopping over fences at night with fresh coats of cheap cologne, grocery store-bought flowers and pockets stuffed full of jerky, ready to literally do it doggie style ... with your doggies!

And if your best friend responds with more yelps and barks, you obviously won't check on him/her because you never have before. So the best thing to do is just keep them indoors from now on. For their sake. You're welcome!

XO ... bow wow ... XO,

Matt

Email: mcoker@ocweekly.com. Twitter: @MatthewTCoker. Follow OC Weekly on Twitter @ocweekly or on Facebook!


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Andy Le
Andy Le

better hide yo kids(dog) andrew!

Andy Le
Andy Le

Loud NguyenDavid LeViet NguyenKen TranBrandon Le so is that your dog andrew? LOL

Ruby Williams
Ruby Williams

Dam how sad can that be?a human having sex with a dog.you get more jail time for raping a dog. Is it that much of a woman shortage?

Mitchell_Young
Mitchell_Young topcommenter

Was it consensual? If so, what's the problem? Watch the documentary 'Zoo' to gain some empathy for folks who are into interspecies lovin'. 

Erika Sanchez
Erika Sanchez

I can't even bring myself to read the story...

Javier Uribe
Javier Uribe

The dog owners should probably Put a restraining order against the pervert

18usc241
18usc241 topcommenter

Oh look here - a human dog fucker has his doggie rape crime charge (which is only considered a misdemeanor in this area) dropped but people advocating for the humane treatment of animals are being labeled as terrorists by the FBI - the same FBI which ignored my request for assistance regarding #killercops in Orange County, CA. And then you wonder why I'm a tad bit miffed.

http://m.democracynow.org/stories/14273

Garrett Lynch
Garrett Lynch

Josh Gomez as soon as I read this I though of that haha!

roman_archer
roman_archer

Nowhere in this story does it mention that

this guy will be required to register as a sex offender. If this wouldn't meet the criteria then what does?

Mark Davenport
Mark Davenport

Josh Gomez nope I do not have it anymore!!! I wish I did though! I work with a bunch of 53 and army 47 guys, I told that story last week hahaha!!'

RachelKnott
RachelKnott

Put him in with Bubba at the county jail who will think he has real purty lips.

If there was ever a time for a dog to be vicious it would be at times like this.

Sandi Gail
Sandi Gail

Sick pervert. Why is it a misdeameanor to assault animals?? He needs to be beaten w a baseball bat! Preferably til dead. Disgusting creep! Please somebody shank him n prison! He deserves to be shot! Freak!

Josh Gomez
Josh Gomez

Mark Davenport hahaha hope you still have Meyers voicemail

Michael Jarnagan Jr
Michael Jarnagan Jr

I'm gunna open a can of worms here, it's funny that people are ok with transgender but not with this... I mean what's the difference really??? Lol

Jason Johnson
Jason Johnson

Did anyone else notice how horribly written this article was by a paid writer for OC Weekly. Granted its not the Register, but news writers in general have become awful and extremely difficult to read...

Don Gotti
Don Gotti

I hope he at least gave the dog a treat afterwards. Poor pup.

Claudia Hernandez-Franco
Claudia Hernandez-Franco

Danny Chiang I agree! They should not have dropped the sexual assault charge! Keep that guy away from kids & animals! :(

18usc241
18usc241 topcommenter

Delaware Superior Court Judge Jan Jurden - the east coast version of a decades old Orange County, CA problem.

roses4lola
roses4lola

@Mitchell_Young   Is something wrong with you, you sound very disturbed.  Just like children cannot give consent, animals cannot give consent either.  


roses4lola
roses4lola

@Mitchell_Young   Is something wrong with you, you sound very disturbed.  Just like children cannot give consent, animals cannot give consent either.  


roses4lola
roses4lola

@Mitchell_Young   Is something wrong with you, you sound very disturbed.  Just like children cannot give consent, animals cannot give consent either.  

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