Gao Yang Zhou Accused of Running the Best Little Whorehouse in ... Irvine?

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You'll have to flip a coin to figure out which is more incongruous.

Is it that a brothel operated in, of all places, Irvine?

Or is it the appearance of the person who allegedly ran it?

Not that we're condoning illegal activities but for the sake of the clients one hopes the service providers at the brothel were not as bland, boring and indistinguishable as the City of Irvine.

In Irvine, there's vanilla sex and the late Maude Flaunders' favorite: unflavored.

Can you imagine the unexciting patter? Picture CPAs having sex. "Oh, consensual partner due to a prearranged business agreement, please give it to the above referenced customer forthwith."

But the thing that really frosts our tips is the booking photo for the soul accused of running a brothel out of an Irvine apartment as well as an Extended (heh) Stay America in Torrance.

This is the American ideal of one who runs a brothel:

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Hello, Dolly!

Or, from an even lesser-seen movie:

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Bang-bang!

Or, if he must be a male like the suspect in Irvine, there's the Bunny Ranch dude:

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Legal to the letter ...

With those in mind, check out the chap on the next page ...


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27 comments
JuanCarlos Montero
JuanCarlos Montero

There are probably 20 more of these in Irvine and every city lol

Joe Felix
Joe Felix

Well its tough out here for a pimp..! Lol

949girl
949girl topcommenter

I was hoping to see some photos of Brace and Ash accompanying this article.

Karen Steffani
Karen Steffani

Nothing is as boring as the city of Irvine, nothing.

downtownbrown
downtownbrown

Slavery isn't dead.  But lets keep whitey thinking he the one guilty of it.

RonaldMexico
RonaldMexico

And again...no one is complaining except the police.

Bobby Irula
Bobby Irula

Looks like you missed out Joe Thomas

Mark Gibbons
Mark Gibbons

On Alton Parkway, no less. Suspiciously close to the Blizzard campus. ;)

Jen Ford Mirmak
Jen Ford Mirmak

Beware of the dirty white underbelly of all this beige.

dbo90275
dbo90275

My friend tells me that they place ads on Backpage under the "escort" section.  My friend also tells me that one can get an hour for $160. Or at least one used to be able to do so. Allegedly.

Brainwashed_in_church
Brainwashed_in_church

Bummer, one less place for a nooner. Guess I'll have to continue happy endings at the "therapeutic" massage places.

This would be one less story for the OCWeekly if sex for hire was perfectly legal (like it is in many other countries).


JBinOC
JBinOC topcommenter

Wearing his "pimp robe" for the mug shot doesn't help his case....

whateveryousay
whateveryousay topcommenter

@RonaldMexico Well, we don't know any of the feelings of the three working girls.  If they were okay with being cum-dumpsters then that is their business.  However, if they were coerced then it is shameful.  

FishWithoutBicycle
FishWithoutBicycle

@Brainwashed_in_church  

I agree, prostitution should be decriminalized. I personally don't understand why one consenting adult paying another consenting adult for sex is illegal. People have been doing it for centuries. Why not make it legal and, therefore, safer? 

JBinOC
JBinOC topcommenter

I mean, seriously, I know that photo is tightly cropped, but he's conjurin' Hugh Hefner in a kimono.  Not exactly the image you want to project to the DA.....


FishWithoutBicycle
FishWithoutBicycle

@whateveryousay@RonaldMexico 

"Cum-dumpsters"? Could you possibly be any more disrespectful? It annoys me when people are so judgmental about women (or men) who have sex for money. I would argue most of us are "bending over" or compromising ourselves in some fashion to earn a paycheck.

MatthewTCoker
MatthewTCoker topcommenter

@JBinOCWhat does is say about me that I saw the kimono as a polo-style golf shirt. FORE--play!

949girl
949girl topcommenter

@paullucas714 I've gotten so many jury summons and have never been selected.  It's kind of sad.

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