Gao Yang Zhou Accused of Running the Best Little Whorehouse in ... Irvine?

Categories: Court, Crime-iny

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You'll have to flip a coin to figure out which is more incongruous.

Is it that a brothel operated in, of all places, Irvine?

Or is it the appearance of the person who allegedly ran it?

Not that we're condoning illegal activities but for the sake of the clients one hopes the service providers at the brothel were not as bland, boring and indistinguishable as the City of Irvine.

In Irvine, there's vanilla sex and the late Maude Flaunders' favorite: unflavored.

Can you imagine the unexciting patter? Picture CPAs having sex. "Oh, consensual partner due to a prearranged business agreement, please give it to the above referenced customer forthwith."

But the thing that really frosts our tips is the booking photo for the soul accused of running a brothel out of an Irvine apartment as well as an Extended (heh) Stay America in Torrance.

This is the American ideal of one who runs a brothel:

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Hello, Dolly!

Or, from an even lesser-seen movie:

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Bang-bang!

Or, if he must be a male like the suspect in Irvine, there's the Bunny Ranch dude:

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Legal to the letter ...

With those in mind, check out the chap on the next page ...



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