What's The Ideal Christmas Gift This Year For Congressman Dana Rohrabacher?

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Damn it, Dana! You're one big mess, aren't you?
We know you've been thinking: What's the perfect Christmas gift this year for 13-term, Orange County Congressman Dana Rohrabacher?

Given Rohrabacher's recently revealed aversion to cleanliness, some people have suggested dozens of boxes loaded with Formula 409 All-Purpose Cleaner.

Others believe an industrial-strength Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner is a more appropriate gift.

Someone else, a prominent local Republican who knows the congressman well and has firsthand knowledge of his grime-covered digs, suggested employing Hazel, the TV maid, for a year.

But Rohrabacher's messes require the services of battle-scarred professionals who've seen the worst man can do.

With that fact in mind, the ideal gift for Dirty Dana is an on-call contract with the good folks at Crime Scene Steri-Clean, LLC.

Take a look at the crime scene carpet the congressman left when he moved out of a $1 million Costa Mesa rental home:

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A sample of Rohrabacher's disgusting carpet
The company--which offers around the clock rapid response times--can handle the worst of Rohrabacher-type messes: human decomposition, urine/vomit/feces clean up and, a must for this unhygienic, booze-guzzling congressman who left white maggots under his stove, rodent extraction and clutter removal.

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There's an added bonus of credibility because Orange County's Cory Chalmers, president of the company he created in 1995, has received community service awards from bipartisan sources: Congresswoman Loretta Sanchez (D-Anaheim) and Supervisor Todd Spitzer (R-Orange).

Go HERE to see our exclusive report on Rohrabacher's rental mess.

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Email: rscottmoxley@ocweekly.com. Twitter: @RScottMoxley.


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22 comments
bethdunham4
bethdunham4

This Tea Bgger loser looks down on Mexicans , Blacks the Gays and look what he is WHITE TRASH loser pig

18usc241
18usc241 topcommenter

a good alibi.

revolor
revolor

Not surprising... maybe he learned bad housekeeping habits when he helped the Afganis kill Russian soldiers... one Christmas gift he can give Orange County is retire from Congress and quit politics.... what a disgusting man

RickandKalli Kobler
RickandKalli Kobler

This dirty piggy found my daughter in 45 min. Who was mia in Mexico. Merry Christmas Dana

paullucas714
paullucas714 topcommenter

Just send a few of those costa mesa tweekers over there with some toothbrushes and a bottle of bleach.

Ro Hart
Ro Hart

how about a 20-year jail sentence? after he personally cleans up the home he trashed. With bleach and a toothbrush. On his hands & knees.

Michele Vera
Michele Vera

6 sessions of therapy and a bottle of bleach. And maybe a case of dignity.

qdpsteve
qdpsteve

Here's your early Christmas present Gustavo:

I *like* this piece, and good work, Mr. Moxley.

:-)

FishWithoutBicycle
FishWithoutBicycle

@revolor  

Damn! You beat me to the punch on that! His RETIREMENT would absolutely be his best gift TO his constituents. :-)

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