OC Register Publishes Image of Fully Exposed Aztec Goddess Breast; Half of Reg's Readers Suffer Coronary in Outrage

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Tig ol' Aztec bitties...
I haven't picked up today's dead-tree edition of the Orange County Register, but their supposedly impenetrable paywall does have an infographic about the Day of the Dead, in order to appear multicultural and shit but also explain basic tenets of OC life to their aging South County audience. It's not bad, but what's most hilarious is that they published an image of a big, beautiful indigenous Mexican breast--dark, thick nipple and all--in the image you see at right.

The chichis in question belong to Mictecacihuatl, the queen of the Aztec underworld. And while we applaud the Reg for publishing Aztec gods in their paper, long until readers start bombarding the Reg with complaints about indecency? This is the readership, of course, that gets angry if articles are done about twerking or Mexicans in a positive light; now, to see Mexican breasts in their rag? HILARIOUS!

Email: garellano@ocweekly.com. Twitter: @gustavoarellano.

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Poppy Figueroa
Poppy Figueroa

Sooooo dumb... I bet 1 person complained or 2 max and here we go again with bullshit regarding south county.... Ugh OC weekly lets try and do an article that really matters and doesn't spew hate....

Xander Lombardo
Xander Lombardo

They worshiped the Reptilian Gods, same with the samerians

Raymundo Chinos Neri
Raymundo Chinos Neri

I wonder if they get upset in the same way when they see actual boobs on HBO?

Raffi Zaki
Raffi Zaki

sighhh...and i thought i wasnt gonna fap today

Incredulous
Incredulous

I guess nobody read the article, (It's OCW--- of COURSE NOT!) but only the word 'Breast" was good for 24 comments, so far! This post is too many words for the same literati to learn a) the nipple in question was a CARTOON EMBLEM! and b) The paper in question was NEVER even READ, (inside the paywall), the complaints were SPECULATED!  Gee, tomorrow for fun, we'll hand out a bunch of those 'DO NOT EAT' packets from stereos, and see what they do with them!

JBinOC
JBinOC topcommenter

"...but also explain basic tenets of OC life to their aging South County audience." 

LMFAO 

Berta Alicia Garcia Bustamante
Berta Alicia Garcia Bustamante

Folks need to get with the times. Chichis make the world go round. Besides, I like it when the gabacho gets tight. It unites all Mexicanos in a good belly laugh.

Gary Summers
Gary Summers

Nipples are nipples. If these old viejo gabachos colmplain, just remind them about how when the wifes gone you can find their cars in the parking lot of Fritz's strip club. That negetive opinion will dissapear very fast!

n2bigmuscle
n2bigmuscle topcommenter

How do you know they are conservatives that complained?  No liberals/Democrats subscribe to OCR?

Lisa Price-Kerr
Lisa Price-Kerr

Really? All those beautiful graphics and colors and people see the boob? It just reaffirms to me that the most convervative people have the dirtiest minds.

Gerardo Robles
Gerardo Robles

God damn conservative bastards. Just for that I hope Moctezuma comes and rips there hearts out and sacrifices them to the gods

Jessica Ramirez
Jessica Ramirez

whats the big deal? everyone loves seeing boobs lol i dooo

HarlumWorld
HarlumWorld

americans are terrified by the female body but decapitated people are a-ok

FishWithoutBicycle
FishWithoutBicycle

@Incredulous  

Hey, you are technically correct about the speculation...but considering the mountains of anecdotal evidence against the OCR and its readers, I think Gustavo reached a logical conclusion...

FishWithoutBicycle
FishWithoutBicycle

@David Anthony  

I like mine too! Except I can't do jumping jacks or I will suffer a black eye! ;-)

FishWithoutBicycle
FishWithoutBicycle

@HarlumWorld  

Exactly. And funny how it's ok to show images of graphic violence, but heaven forbid they show people making love. It's really appalling if you think about it...

And I'm greatly offended by the concept that simply exposing my nipples in public can get me arrested for "indecent exposure"! Grow up, America!

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