10 Ways Boxing Promoter Roy Englebrecht Will Improve Newport Beach City Council Meetings

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Roy Englebrecht, the successful promoter of professional fights in Orange County for years, has reportedly thrown his mouthpiece in the ring for the November 2014 Newport Beach City Council race.

This is great news when you consider the 10 ways boring council meetings will improve with the "Fight Club" CEO on the dais.

(For more on Englebrecht's council bid, see this Daily Pilot story.)

(For more on Englebrecht's fight career, see this OC Weekly story from a couple years back.)

ROUND ONE
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Orange County Fight Club
Each council meeting to get a cute nickname like "The Brouhaha by the Back Bay," "The Ultimate Spar in Corona del Mar" and "The Thrilla in Newport Villa."

ROUND TWO
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Weigh-ins of council members to precede the reading of minutes.

ROUND THREE
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Celebrity Talent Promotions
When things get testy in the council chambers, Michael Buffer to appear out of nowhere to bellow, "Let's get ready to GRUMBLLLLLLLLLE!!!"

ROUND FOUR
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Councilman Tony Petros will finally have an excuse for his annoying "Rope-a-Dope" debate strategy.


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