10 Ways Boxing Promoter Roy Englebrecht Will Improve Newport Beach City Council Meetings

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Roy Englebrecht, the successful promoter of professional fights in Orange County for years, has reportedly thrown his mouthpiece in the ring for the November 2014 Newport Beach City Council race.

This is great news when you consider the 10 ways boring council meetings will improve with the "Fight Club" CEO on the dais.

(For more on Englebrecht's council bid, see this Daily Pilot story.)

(For more on Englebrecht's fight career, see this OC Weekly story from a couple years back.)

ROUND ONE
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Photo by Paul Roberts/OC Weekly
Orange County Fight Club
Each council meeting to get a cute nickname like "The Brouhaha by the Back Bay," "The Ultimate Spar in Corona del Mar" and "The Thrilla in Newport Villa."

ROUND TWO
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Weigh-ins of council members to precede the reading of minutes.

ROUND THREE
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Celebrity Talent Promotions
When things get testy in the council chambers, Michael Buffer to appear out of nowhere to bellow, "Let's get ready to GRUMBLLLLLLLLLE!!!"

ROUND FOUR
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Councilman Tony Petros will finally have an excuse for his annoying "Rope-a-Dope" debate strategy.

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5 comments
Zooport
Zooport

Matt, seriously Is that the best round card girl pic you could find?  Come on! you're slipping! lol  Me and Gustavo agreeing on something again, this is starting to concern me! ;)

nebeltex
nebeltex

#11.... provide boxing "lessons" to the NBPD..... kind of like the taser sessions!

Debaser7
Debaser7

This article wasn't even slightly informative.  If you are going for the "Cracked" or "Mad" readership demographic, kudos.  If you aspire to anything more substantial, like say, a high school newspaper, then your work is cut out for you.  Stupid waste of bandwidth. 

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