5 New No-Nuke Uses for San Onofre Plant

Categories: Environment

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The San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station is closing, it will take years to decommission, but it's never too soon to think about what should become of the all-new SONGS.

After the jump, five potential (and no-nukes!) re-uses for the nuclear power plant.

From earlier this morning:

San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant to Be Shut Down FOREVER--YEAH!!!

5. SPENT ROD'S GLOW-IN-THE-DARK SKATE PARK

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Rails smails. Ramps smamps. Slides smlides. Wanna get tubular? Spent Rod's got miles and miles of tubes (all cracked). Skateboard pioneers hit empty swimming pools. Here, you can hit spent fuel pools. See if you can keep from breaking your deck (neck?) on our turbine deck. And what could be gnarlier than riding down those giant containment domes? We haven't quite figured out how your moms can get past armed security to drop you off, but we're working on it. Come on down!

4. CONTAINMENT VESSEL FOR TODD SPITZER'S EGO

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And there's one right next door for the Orange County supervisor's future challenger for district attorney, Susan Schroeder.


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