Gay Marriages Resume Tonight in California; Sadly, Earth's Quick Demise is Guaranteed

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Hehehehehe! Dana Rohrabacher should feel liberated now
Oh, lordy, lordy!

In the wake of this week's U.S. Supreme Court ruling on California's 2008, anti-gay marriage Prop. 8, the Ninth Circuit federal appeals court this afternoon decided there is no legitimate legal reason to further protect the institution of marriage.

Gay wedding are already--you're seated, right?--underway at Los Angeles City Hall.

The world surely now has guaranteed its quick demise into a painful, fiery hell of eternal damnation with the likes of Reverend Lou Sheldon, Orange County Supervisor John Moorlach and Chapman University professor John Eastman laughing comfortably in air-conditioning from above and chanting, "We told you heathens so."

Expect freeways to crumble, cities to burn, crops to rot, oceans to boil, real marriages to die, flowers to lose their sweet scent, democracy to collapse as well as the emergence of a society of disillusioned heterosexual couples who'll refuse to have sexual intercourse to produce children in inexplicable protest to gay marriage.

The Earth is toast.

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Mark Adams
Mark Adams

All that's happened in California on this is that we go back to where it was on marriage before Proposition 8 in 2008...The Supreme Court also did not guarantee a constitutional right for homosexual couples to marry...There are also 37 more states in America that do not allow same sex marriage--so really, what's there to celebrate?

Dan Madrid
Dan Madrid

The supreme court got it wrong again......there is only "truth"....gay marriage is wrong and thankfully self limiting.....ahahaha...pendejos!!!

Bill Wall
Bill Wall

I'm becoming more and more of a lustful cockmonster every minute

Tabitha Bonaventure
Tabitha Bonaventure

I enjoy making conservatives and religious zealots cry, don't you? :D it's a good day to be American.

Kelly Shea
Kelly Shea

All that has already been happening before gay marriages lol!

Mitchell_Young
Mitchell_Young topcommenter

Yeah, I believe California liberalized its sodomy laws in 1975. Consenting adults...let them do their own thing. What could happen, right? I mean, the hershey highway is as safe as a little vijayjay.  I mean, there were no consequences to 'gay' liberation, right?

Well, maybe marriage will help some settle down, and that would be good, because STD rates among gay males have been creeping up as fear of AIDs has diminished (of course, we all spend a lot for the anti-virals, etc). I doubt it though; most homosexual men won't get married, and a majority of those who do will get some on the outside, most likely with the knowledge and agreement of their spouse.

PapaMitch_Y
PapaMitch_Y

@Dan Madrid Dan is the Mandrid! 

 I agree with you 100%, but your early days in prison would make you a big joto!

dubyadawg
dubyadawg topcommenter

You're remark is describing all men when you mention STD's. Straight and gay. Have penis, will carry STD no matter what it's getting itself into.

PapaMitch_Y
PapaMitch_Y

@Reynaldo That is a horrible horrible thing to say on the internet!! I'm not saying it's not true, just saying its horrible to say.

Reynaldo
Reynaldo

@PapaMitch_Y A sweet womb indeed.. Mitchy took a lot of man sauce to the face when he was in that sweet daddy sauce storage 

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