"Late last year, the Anaheim/Orange County Visitor & Convention Bureau hired a man from Texas--Texas!--to attract more tourists to Orange County," begins the blurb for my latest "Orange County Line" commentary for KCRW-FM 89.9. "But when you're in charge of bringing people to a place with beaches, Disneyland, and fabulous resorts, it ain't too hard of a task, right? To bring even more people to a region that already hosts hundreds of thousands annually, we tell the new guy how to get creative."
Don't I sound so professional for public radio? As if!
Me being me, it turned into a shoutout to the possibility of getting tour buses to swing by the gates of Newport Coast and Coto de Caza, of frequenting SanTana's tranny bars, and so much more merriment. Enjoy!