Wanted: Orly Taitz Paralegal; Only Those Who Know Law (Unlike Queen Birfer) Need Apply
Well, then, you may be in luck.
Check out this ad a Navel Gazing reader plucked from craigslist:
Ah, well, at least she may be helping reduce the nation's unemployment rate by one eager worker. Although, considering her constant financial punishments issued by non-amused judges and constant cries for funds from her nutbar army to pay filing fees, travel costs and financial punishments issued by non-amused judges, you've got to wonder what's left to satisfy that hourly wage.
Hey, maybe her ol' pal Donald Trump can kick in a few shekels. That way ol' Orl would finally have someone around to actually explain the law to her.
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