Michael Kevin Lallana, Pretty Co-Worker's Unknowing Man Juice Bottler, Finally Off to Jail
The Orange County Register gets the scoop.
Lallana had also previously lost the appeal of his conviction for twice putting his splooge in the water bottle of a pretty co-worker at the mortgage company where they worked. His attorney had tried to argue the jury's guilty verdict for battery was unjust because that would connote action, such as striking someone physically. The prosecutor countered that the USC grad secretly leaving his man juices in bottles and getting off on the idea of her chug-a-lugging still constituted battery.
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A three-judge appeals panel agreed with the jury.
Lallana, who leaves a wife and daughter for the pokey, finished No. 3 on our 2010 list of Orange County's Scariest People, so he'll have bragging rights among his fellow inmates (who'd be wise to drink directly out of water faucets for the next 179 days).
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