John Boehner, House Speaker, to Give Irvine's Great Park Ballon a Run for the Orangey

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On April 4, the orangest thing in Irvine will not be the Orange County Great Park balloon.

It will be a certain speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives.

[INSERT BOTH FILLED WITH HOT AIR JOKE HERE.]

John Boehner is scheduled to appear at a dinner that evening at the home of Michelle and David Horowitz, where for $1,000 anyone can attend the 6 p.m. reception followed by 7 p.m. supper. And for $32,400 you can also drop in for the 5:30 p.m. host committee reception, get two seats for the dinner and have photos taken with the Ohio congressman. Hurry, because some are predicting Boehner will soon be turned out as House speaker, after which those photos won't fetch as much on eBay.

Mr. Speaker is bringing along with him fellow Republican Members of Congress Dana Rohrabacher (R-Huntington Beach), Ed Royce (R-Fullerton), John Campbell (R-Irvine) and Ken Calvert (R-Hookersville). Which reminds me . . .

[INSERT GREAT PARK BALLON CRASH LANDING ON DINNER PARTY JOKE HERE.]

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3 comments
labmonkey_
labmonkey_

Is it a requirement to have an orange tan? or just biggot and rich?

chezvern
chezvern

David Horowitz?  That same psycho David Horowitz who used to be a Black Panther and then bounced so far right that nobody can find him?

Anonymous
Anonymous

Will House Speaker John Boehner be visiting Pedo-Protector Bishops Todd Brown and Kevin Vann?  Will the Diocese of Orange host a special Catholic Mass in his honor?  

Afterall, it is hard to forget that Boehner did EVERYTHING in his power as an Ohio legislator to interfere with state legislation similar to California's 2003 Sex Abuse Law.... the only reason that precious children are safer from sexual predators employed by arrogant and/or abusive religious institutions.  Boehner's credibility is null and void as it relates to acting on behalf of all the People.... free of any type of conflict of interest, religious or not.

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