Octomom Nadya Suleman Double-Penetrates Consciousness with Porn Award, Stripping Gig

Categories: Octomerde, XXX
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How was your long holiday weekend? Single, unemployed, welfare queen mother of 14 Nadya Suleman, formerly (thank God!) of La Habra, first discovered she will earn more green stripping in Florida again--after saying she would never strip for money before stripping for money the first time in Florida last year.

Then she found out the self-pleasure porn she made last year--after saying she would never do porn for money--won a prestigious AVN award in Las Vegas.

Question: since she's earning money from these endeavors, will her taxpayer support shrink, through the From Welfare to Workin' It Program?

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By the way, the Sunshine State club Nads will be stripping it had at one time threatened legal action against her for backing out of that show to keep a more lucrative gig at another venue. Wait, Natalie lying to someone? As if . . .

She took home the AVN Award Saturday night for Best Celebrity Sex Tape.

Alas, she was not in Vegas to scoop up the honor, as we'd imagine she was busy doing something else degrading she swore she'd never do (like make an honest living?). But Suleman was close enough to one of her minions to issue the following statement to E! News.

Seriously it has not sunk in yet. This is fantastic, what an honor. Hopefully this will open the doors to more opportunities. I'm proud I did this movie, it helped me grow into a woman. Octomom Home Alone is a true reflection of my intimate side. I am excited to have the award, I am trying to figure out where I will put it.

Must . . . resist . . . urge . . . to . . . tell . . . her . . . where . . . to . . . stick . . . it.

Wait a tic, "more opportunities." Didn't she shut the [back?] door recently to doing another porn? Silly me, believing something that came out of her mouth again.

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Dweezle
Dweezle

bla bla bla, how about a more interesting topic, such as how many elected, (or non-elected) officials have still not removed their advertising signs all over OC. LOL not that I am complaining about that but as Mat said somewhere, its a slow news day... (yes this was a subtle attempt at humor)

dbrndrsn
dbrndrsn

I believe CPS needs to be investigated in this case. Nadya Suleman was scheduled to do a television show, one of the case workers told Nadya.".you do this show we can no longer protect you". Has Ocotmom been informed ahead of time when the police and CPS were making a visit by this person? It sounds like, if Nadya appears on television in a reality TV show the public will see the truth as to how the children are living, CPS's hand will forced to take action.

Since when does CHILD Protective Services protect the adult being investigated for child endangerment, sexual abuse between siblings, lack of food, clothing and a safe house for the children to live? 

Nadya Suleman and her manager had thier own solution to this investigation...head for rehab. Fake rehab but it took Octomom out of the line of fire. 

Matt, I hope Nadya never returns to your area.

LPHastings
LPHastings

"Helped me grow into a woman?" !!!! Maybe try that before artificially inseminating yourself? Maybe?

Cactusforehead
Cactusforehead

I'm going to hold out until she does a porno versus Octopenis

boomom03
boomom03

I agree with you Matt, the first thing I thought of was where she can stick that phoney-baloney award. No doubt the company who made the movie greased a palm or two to get her that award.

And why she's agreeing to strip again is a mystery as her last attempt was a fiasco, she stomped around like a demented camel with her butt hanging out of fishnets with a very bored audience (the pics are very eloquent). I highly doubt she is being paid $20,000...if so the club better charge 20.00 for beers and 100.00 for a cover charge or they are going to lose money out of the deal. Her publicist is as big a liar as Octo is anyway.

Next headline I predict will be when her prepaid rent is over in that big house in Palmdale and she's got her  hand out begging for donations. 

paullucas714
paullucas714 topcommenter

Hey Matt, not a dig on you per se, but while watching the Bill Maher show the other night one of the guests a pretty woman that covers the middle east interrupted Bill Maher in the middle of his rant about that guy that had a fake girlfriend die. he made a  profound statement about why the hell do we talk about this crap and these people when so many more serious stories need the coverage and discussion.

BobLoblawsLawBlog
BobLoblawsLawBlog

You dare impune the dignity and legitimacy of the voting members of the AVN? You sir, are a knave and are no gentleman!

ANClements
ANClements

@MatthewTCoker  @paullucas714 Oh, if only there were dozens of other news outlets to cover the important issues.  

Why do we talk about anything at all when there are always more important things to discuss?  Why do I talk to my husband about video games or Queen's only concert filmed in its entirety?  Why do we watch South Park sometimes instead of only documentaries on the serious issues in this world?

We can only handle so much heaviness before we'll crack.  I guarantee you even world leaders are kicking back behind closed doors finding things to laugh about instead of only using their brain power on the serious things.

People pay attention to Nadya because she is the poster child for a system that, rather than admonishing people for doing what she did and taking the kids out of a neglectful situation, will let the kids rot and throw money at her, sending the message that as long as the kids don't die, it's okay to have them and have the government/tax-payers pick up the tab.  There are 14 children in that one family alone who are neglected.  People pay attention because we care about what happens to those kids and we're angry that people like her get to slide.  

There will always be "more important" issues on a world level, but that won't mean that one of those children gets a much-needed hug or someone to lovingly bandage a cut or scrape.  On a world-level, there will be more important issues even if one of those children die because somewhere else three children probably died at once.  A requirement for people caring isn't to be at the top of the "big events in the world" list.  The ability to care is not a finite resource.

paullucas714
paullucas714 topcommenter

@ANClements@MatthewTCoker@paullucas714 

 @ANClements@MatthewTCoker@paullucas714 

You knopw what? Ive never seen an article about Octomom that took the position of child safety \concerning her ids. Every time this woman is mentioned its more TMZ style fodder about her vagina and what she does with it. The articles arent even tempered with mention of the psychological, social, or physical safety of the children. Its always more yellow fodder for the masses the sedate thier mind and intelect taaking away from serious issues that actually make a difference in our daily lives and society as a whole. 

Notice I am not being critical to or of Matt Coker for his coverage. He even admits his own lament in covering the broad.  Im along time reader, supporter friend and a few times subject of OC Weekly's writings. Thats because consistantly over the years they have been the best and many times the ONLY source of real news and information in and about OC. . 

Im lamenting the erosion of what constitutes news and information in society as a whole which has over the years bled into the entertainment and human (non) interest stories being replaced as actual news and information.


The same conditions that lead sheeple to atach their position and staus in the world with the latest I phone or what ever the fuck that costs  no less than 400 bucks when they cant even afford proper housing, auto insurance etc  etc. And the whole time they are ignoran to the fact  that those same uber expensive phones are being used to track thieer every move and opurchasein order to gain insight sin how to make them consume even more? 


have any one of you actually purchased a copy of Us magazine at the grocery store because the cover had some bi line about the Kardashians weight problems and sex related anguish with their NBA boyfriend?

You guys need to watch Fight Club and the original Matrix to get abetter grip on life. LOL

MatthewTCoker
MatthewTCoker topcommenter

@paullucas714 Seriously, hers was a local story when she lived here, and I rejoiced when she moved out because I figured that coverage would stop. Then she comes back to OC for rehab or to sue locals who were former caregivers, and she's back in. An overarching theme to all this is OC's social services and law enforcement treatment of her. I actually almost didn't do this last one but since she was living here when she made the porn and left to strip the first time (which we'd mentioned here), the latest developments were to me legitimate follow-ups to previous coverage. Honestly, I have to talk myself into it every time.

ANClements
ANClements

@paullucas714 @ANClements @MatthewTCoker 

Then you managed to miss the scads of articles about CPS and what's happened with her kids.  Look up her making the kids go to the bathroom outside because she supposedly was too poor to fix the toilets the same day she dropped $500 on her hair.  Just because you haven't paid enough attention to see it doesn't mean it hasn't happened.  

The reason people pay attention to what she's doing is because she's negatively affecting her children and neglecting them so she can chase down some dream of being a celebrity.  While she claims to be unable to work, she's out there just  fine when she's in the limelight.  Supposedly she's incapable of earning money to support the children she spent hundreds of thousands to have, yet also claims she's making several thousand a pop doing videos.  This negatively impacts her kids, and it negatively impacts the tax payers who must support her and her brood because, at the end of the day, she refuses to.

It's been four years of this bull and at this stage of the game, her continued reluctance to do an honest day's work, even when child care and training and everything has been donated, makes her fair game for snark.  She's brought this upon herself.  Her children did not.

Also before you tell me how to get a better grip on life, I suggest you get a better grip on grammar, spelling, and punctuation.

Alvin
Alvin

@paullucas714 @MatthewTCoker 

Boomom said it correctly:  "If you are not interested in an article, pass it up."  And you can go back to Real Time.

toriroxme
toriroxme

@paullucas714 @MatthewTCoker Thanks for the follow up Matt. I hope the more CPS sees in print about how horrible their choice to leave the 14 hostages in Natalie's care, the more they will pay attention to what she does and doesn't do for those poor children. And paul, stop acting like a 5 year old calling names. You might think this isn't serious, but the 14 children who are GROSSLY neglected, starved, tortured, used as punching bags by their oleder siblings- they just might think it IS important.

paullucas714
paullucas714 topcommenter

@MatthewTCoker@paullucas714 

 Yeah its cool Matt. Im just going on a theme that that Rula Jebreal touched on on Real Time the other day. And shes right. American culture is just polluted with subjects fit for no one but Harvey Levins TMZ and these people become role models in our society while persons that are making real impacts on our lives (good and bad) go unacknowledged or ignored because they are hidden in the fog of kardashians and Octomoms. 

And Boomom03, go back to your Game Boy.

boomom03
boomom03

@MatthewTCoker @paullucas714  You know, I realize there are a lot more important things than Octomom, but if I am not interested in an article I pass it up, not post a message griping about how worthless it is. 

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