5 Sets of Stats on How We Viewed Porn in 2012

As you've been looking at Pornhub.com, "the world's biggest XXX porno tube" has obviously been looking at you and the choices you make with each click.

After the jump are results culled from Pornhub.com's new national report titled, "What Frisky Americans Viewed Online in 2012."

"While Fifty Shades of Grey fever and Octomom's video buzzed around the headlines of yesteryear," the site explains in an accompanying primer, "it proved that pornography and erotica had tightened its grip around the American public, and Pornhub has the numbers to prove it."

Like a certain body part, the following statistics show off "some impressive growth"--only in this case the growth pertains to "the viewing habits of the country's largest states and most highly trafficked days." My reactions are in italics:

Top 5 Most Popular Categories of 2012:
Teen
Lesbian
MILF
Amateur
Ebony
So a black teen-age lesbian non-porn star with child must really get viewers off.

Which U.S. state viewed the most videos in 2012:
California
New York
Texas
Florida
Illinois
Wow, what a coinky-dink, the largest U.S. states by population are, in this order: California, Texas, New York, Florida, Illinois.