Gustavo's Mother, the Assimilated Voter

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"Yes! Another Mexi vote!"
My ballot cast for Libertarian Party candidate Gary Johnson this year wasn't the first time I've voted Libertarian. The Republican and Democratic parties in Orange County are so fetid that I've split my votes between Green and Libertarian Party candidates (with the occasional bone tossed to the Peace and Freedom Party because I'm Marxist of the Groucho variety like that) since I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000. But I went with Johnson not just because he's a virtual Aztlanista while Obama has deported more people than any previous administration, not just
because Johnson (and his vice-presidential candidate, former O.C. Superior Court Judge Jim Gray) want to end our ridiculous drug war while Obama's cracking down on the Weekly's medicinal marijuana dispensary friends), and not just because Johnson's a bit wacky while Obama's stiffer than drywall, but because we need to end the stranglehold that is America's two-party system--and the Libertarian Party is this year's Green.

None of those arguments worked with my mom.

She always turns to me for advice on how to fill out our sample ballot, and never questions my wisdom. So for Anaheim City Coucil, Mami voted for Duane Roberts, a longtime Weekly pal and Green Party activist whom I personally endorsed (and which means he's guaranteed to lose, alas). She voted no on Prop. 32, yes on 37 and 38, and left the ballot blank on Loretta Sanchez, who she finds annoying like I do.

But when I told her to vote for Johnson, she refused.

"Who's he?" Mami replied.

I explained who Johnson was, why Obama was bad--but she wouldn't have it.

"If we don't vote for Obama, then Romney wins--and Romney wants to destroy Medicare," she said in Spanish.

"But Obama is bad!" I replied. "He's deported a lot of people--"

"No, Gustavo" she interrupted, in the same tone she would use on me as a teen when I'd try to argue why doing my homework wasn't necessary. "Obama's not good, but Romney is worse."

And that was that.

My mom, the American: voting for the lesser of two evils. Who says Mexicans don't assimilate?

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tongue_twister_for_t topcommenter

"If the policies and procedures that you implemented are not working then why are you using the policies and procedures that do not work". Why change the policies and procedures you ask? Because you are the one that implemented them.

tongue_twister_for_t topcommenter

But aren't they all throw away votes and don't count because of the influences of the Republinut and Damn-ol-Crap policies and procedures.


God bless you, Gustavo. Johnson/Gray 2016!




Eastwood/Arellano 2016?


"My ballot cast for Libertarian Party candidate Gary Johnson this year wasn't the first time I've voted Libertarian."


^ I have to agree it's a really tough situation for us independent voters with the red and blue teams delivering dismally poor performances in life where it matters. I did NOT vote for Bush but I did NOT vote for Al Gore either. I did NOT vote for Obama but I did NOT vote for McCain. I voted for 3rd party candidates. I feel your pain.


@GustavoArellano Gustavos mom huh...been waiting for this topic. Naw, gonna leave you alone on this one gus. Lorreta sanchez is annoying.

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