The Five Least-Deserving, Non-Incumbent Winners in Orange County Elections Last Night

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3. Claudia Alvarez as Rancho Santiago Community College District Trustee
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Can this pendeja PLEASE go away from the political scene? Of course not! Claudia once thought she was on a fast-track to become a judge--that is, until Moxley exposed her for the inept prosecutor that she is. Since then, Clownia has desperately tried to do everything to stay in office, from suing SanTana to allow her to run for office again despite getting termed out AND getting a term-limit extension passed just for her to running for the Rancho Santiago Community College District Board of Trustees despite having no career in education, no children to give a shit about, and never having attended community college in the first place. And we all know she's only using this as a ballot designation when she foolishly decides to run again for higher office only to be smacked down by voters--say what you will about Broadwater, but at least he knows his place. SanTana voters will now have to deal with at least four more years of her petty, rancid politics. With apologies to good witches: FUERA, BRUJA, FUERA!!!

4. Cecilia "Ceci" Iglesias as Santa Ana Unified School District Trustee
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Iglesias does have children, and she ran a masterful campaign by having her seemingly home-drawn signs pop up across the city. But she's a convenient liar who ran as a shadow candidate for Van Tran in his failed congressional race against Loretta Sanchez in 2010. In that race, she tried to get the Orange County Dream Team to support her for office by claiming she was for their legalization. Members now completely disavow her, because she's finally emerged as a Republican blowhard who ain't for their legalization. About the only positive thing I can say about her is that I do believe she's the first Salvadoran ever elected to public office in Orange County--and then I remember that she's advocating "value based programs," GOP speak for "keep gays and liberals away from our children." Guarantee she runs against Loretta in two years as the GOP nominee.

5. Lucille Kring for Anaheim City Council
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I'll let Gabriel get that one--read it here!

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Emily Cox
Emily Cox

GG is screwed. Bye bye dispensaries!

frankmmanzi
frankmmanzi

I can not believe, that We elected Him to be Mayor of Garden Grove!

Dave_Lieberman
Dave_Lieberman

Ay, que bonito es votar

A las dos de la tarde

A las dos de la tarde

Ay, que bonito es votar, ¡ay, mamá!

Votar contra Claudia Alvarez

Quien dice pendejadas racistas,

Quien dice pendejadas racistas,

Votar contra Claudia Alvarez, ¡ay, mamá!

Pero me agarra la bruja, me lleva a su casa,

Me vuelve maceta y una calabaza,

Me agarra le bruja, me lleva a Cerritos,

Me sienta en las piernas y me da sus besitos.

 

Mitchell_Young
Mitchell_Young

I didn't know there were white people left in GG.

mophisto.waltz
mophisto.waltz

Well, I guess Anaheim is screwed all around... on one hand you have the cholos and cops killing each other and on the other hand you have shitty politicians....Glad I don't live there....

tbplayer1
tbplayer1

I know Broadwater's name because he's been in GG politics forever.  I wish you could have been more specific in your complaints about him.  I do like to learn things.

18usc241
18usc241 topcommenter

Bruce Broadwater again - great, the fellow who along with Mayor Dalton ignored my grievance in 2010, 2011, and 2012

Whophantom
Whophantom

I always get a good laugh reading your columns. You tell the truth in an entertaining way.

BetaRayBill
BetaRayBill

 @Mitchell_Young

 There are tons of things you don't know, how many white people remain in GG should be the least of your worries.

ageofknowledge
ageofknowledge

You should have seen it in the 1950s and 1960s though. It was a paradise. But then, massive immigration tore it up and now it is being destroyed by them.

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