Miguel Pulido Worst Chaperone Since Ray Charles; Teenage Party Hosted At His Home With Puking Teens, Possible Rape

By Gustavo Arellano Fri., Oct. 12 2012 at 12:21 PM

If you grew up in Southern California during the early 1990s, you surely remember the legendary sketchy comedy show In Living Color, the program that launched Jim Carrey, Jamie Foxx, David Alan Grier, Jennifer Lopez, and a trillion Wayanses into the stratosphere. Everyone remembers the characters--Fire Marshall Bill, Homey D. Clown, Wanda, the Jamaicans who have a trillion jobs, the old couple who always wanted to kill each other--but one segment that always stuck with me was called "Ray Charles in Charge." The premise was a commercial parody of that awful Scott Baio show, Charles in Charge, but with Ray Charles as the chaperone, with predictable mayhem occurring.

I remember that segment this morning after reading a story showing that SanTana Mayor-for-Life Don Papi Pulido was at his home while his son hosted a party that involved puking, shitting on lawns, and a possible rape of a teenage girl.

The Voice of OC published the blockbuster story last night, disclosing that the party happened last month at the Don Papi's colonial Floral Park home, with parents officially chaperoning the partying teens but Pulido there at the home. A police report noted a call for sexual assault, but found there was no substance to the allegation within 48 hours. Hmmm...Haidl 3 II? Only time with tell.

And finally, "Ray Charles in Charge," for old time's sake. God, how I miss that show...

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chezvern

That narrator in the Ray Charles in charge clip is Steve Oedekerk, who also got his start in Living Color (after meeting Jim Carrey while touring around doing stand up.) We went to Mater Dei and St Bonavanture School together. Multi-millionaire writer-director in SJC now, but I still think the best thing he's done (besides his 1997 NBC special Steve.Oedekerk.Com that I did the music for) was "Nothing to Lose" with Martin Lawrence and Tim Robbins.

ChrisVis

Why do you have to be from Southern California to remember that show?

OCWeekly

@FRamabama Gracias for rt!

Chris Moran

Still, I was hoping for a Josh Dulaney article. Que lástima!

OC Weekly

Chris: Well, you're in the right place! Gracias for reading!

Chris Moran

No, just a fan of good writing.

OC Weekly

Chris: We'll take it you're a Tommy Davidson fan...

Chris Moran

Dredging up that horrible Ray Charles joke just to score a dubious point? O, where, O where is my favorite columnist Josh Dulaney when we need him?

Monica Satcher

*Seriously*?! I live in the Floral Park area (don't hate... I'm sub-letting a small space) and heard several shots about 7pm or so last night. Was that Pulido's place?! Scared the crapp outta the dogs.

Frank07

It is a conspiracy!!

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