God Cockblocks Benny and Suzanne Hinn Remarriage

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Benny and Suzanne Hinn, whose pending divorce produced some of the most-viewed posts in Navel Gazing history, were fixing to be remarried by Pentecostal pastor Jack Hayford Friday at the Orlando, Florida, Calvary Assembly where the re-bride's father once ministered. But that's now on hold because someone stuck his big fat nose into the re-nuptials. A spurned lover? A spurned divorce lawyer? A certain female evangelist? No, nope, nein. The buzzkiller is G-d.

See also:

Benny Hinn Goes On Air to Counter Estranged Wife
Benny Hinn Drops Suit Over Tweet Saying He and Paula White are Engaged
Benny Hinn Back in Bed with Wife

First, I don't believe this update can be trusted if we simply let that sandblasted opener photo stand unchecked. Therefore, before we continue, let's see a more accurate representation of Mr. and Mrs. Hinn, the faces of Benny Hinn Ministries World Media Center in Aliso Viejo:

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(Advice to Ben: go four shades lighter on the self tanner, unless you're planning on wearing you-know-who's horns this Halloween.)

The Hinns were all set to exchange vows before 600 guests at the same place they did 33 years ago, necessitated by Suzanne having alleged Benny cheated, the couple having separated in January 2009, Benny having alleged Suzanne was hooked on drugs, and the couple divorcing in 2010. Following more ugly claims, National Enquirer photos and counter-claims, the couple appeared side-by-side on The 700 Club in early summer to say they were more in love than ever. They went on to reveal detailed plans for this week's marriage ceremony in Florida.

Now, given the past infidelity allegations, you could read something into Benny's admission that he was paying more attention to his ministry than his marriage and Suzanne's vow to accompany the faith healer on the road from now on. That could certainly prevent future photos of the father of four holding hands with divorced evangelist Paula White in Rome.

But, then, what to read into Hinn's new claim that "talks of a remarriage ceremony are premature," as he just posted on his ministry website.

One of the things Sue and I have determined to do is to wait on the Lord as He completes the work in our lives and marriage. And as much as we would like to rush the process, those who are giving spiritual guidance and oversight have encouraged us to walk, not run, and to wait on the Lord as He completes His plan for our future.

Translation: It took God six days to create heaven and earth, but it will take him a lot longer to repair this marriage. But as great an end line as that would make for this post, it would be unfair to leave it at that considering Hinn also includes this in his looooong message:

We are enjoying our courtship, communicating more openly than ever before, and standing in amazement as our precious Lord Jesus heals the pains of the past. He has literally created a new heart of love in us both.

We have learned much through the mistakes of the past and never want to repeat any of the things that led to the breakdown of our marriage. So as we walk through this process of restoration and completion, we can't thank you enough for being there with us every step of the way. I look forward, in the very near future, to giving you the joyous news of the date, place, and time when we will stand before the Lord at the sacred marriage altar.

'Cause if these two crazy kids can't make it, what chance is there for the rest of us?

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walt236
walt236

Appears all the NAY sayers were on the money.  It's been four months since Benny and Suzzane were supposed to be married.  Question is what happened? Did Suzzane relapse or did Benny and/or Suzzane get cold feet?  Is this a miracle gone bad? 

ocgambill1
ocgambill1

Everyone, I really don't care much for Benny or what he does or who the hell he marries, the point I was trying to make is why would anyone feel the need to publish an article with the title "God Cockblocks",  just as much as the author of this article has the right to say what ever he feels I too have the right to say whatever it is I feel and I felt it was out of line, keep in mind that I am not even a believer in God and like I said Benny means nothing to me. I feel the OC Register needs to be a little bit more responsible and maybe they need some over sight on what their B list reporters publish, this article was just as lame as the reporting they did on the Anaheim riots, it was crap too. Honestly in the scheme of life this article means nothing compared to everything else that is happening in our country and our world. It was just an opinion from a resident of the O.C. for the past 45 years.

 

Gustavo you are just STUPID. That is all the time your getting from me, wanna be journalist.

ocgambill1
ocgambill1

"GOD COCKBLOCKS BENNY......" I am simply amazed at the extremely unprofesional journalism if that is what you call it that OCWEEKLY AKA OC Register has displayed not only in this article but numerous articles in the past, I feel as if I am reading a bad high school project with no supervision of the students. I have to wonder how many religious based paying advertisers might take offense to this headline, the term "COCKBLOCK"  which generally refers to a person most of the time but it also can be a place or thing that is blocking someone from having sex sometimes directly or sometimes indirectly however to say God is "COCKBLOCKING" is saying A) GOD wants some of that sexual action therefore he is blocking said person from getting some action leaving now an opportunity to tap it for himself or herself (politically correct) or B) "COCKBLOCKING" by God would mean he is blocking said person for other reasons other then his own personal sexual gratification. Enough of that.... SHAME ON YOU OCWEEKLY and OC Register for using such a term when referring to some type of action taken by god, and we wonder why we are the country we have become.

jl641
jl641

Freaks. Religious freaks.

cynthia241
cynthia241

Wow, the Register bought OCWeekly? Gustavo, you should've said something, I'd have sent over a card and flowers or something. Methinks perhaps someone is new to the neighborhood, cut him some slack and just explain nicely that he wandered into the wrong room by mistake. It happens.

JackGrimshaw
JackGrimshaw

 @ocgambill1

 Uh, speaking of bad high schools, at which one did you learn to write pidgin English?

MatthewTCoker
MatthewTCoker topcommenter

 @ocgambill1 ocgambill1 is right: my headline cost us the Spare the Rod Christian Adult Bookstore ad.

MatthewTCoker
MatthewTCoker topcommenter

 @ocgambill1 The Register also used cockblock? Man, they really are changing over there.

sharladawn
sharladawn

@ocgambill1 Oh lighten up. Benny Himn is HARDLY a goid example of a "godly" man. He is nothing but a sham conning people out of their money. His "god" is a different god than I worship. And yes, his god most definitely cockblocked him.

ocgambill1
ocgambill1

 @jl641 I am not religious at all I don't believe in God and my remark wasn't about religion.

ocgambill1
ocgambill1

 @cynthia241 Did I say anywhere that the Register bought OCWeekly, I believe they might be affiliated or owned but I am not certain either way, furthermoreI was just making an opinion about the use of the word "CockBlock" something I hear kids, juveniles and thugs use, I hear it all day long in my line of work and I was taken back when I saw it in print. Nothing to do with religion or walking into the wrong room.

ocgambill1
ocgambill1

 @JackGrimshaw Why is everyone disagreeing with my simple opinion, I was just upset a little actually very little over the fact that any news paper would print "Cock Block", just seems very unprofessional, it wasn't to long ago in this country were you would never see such words used by our youths much less printed but I guess no one cares anymore. Also bashing on me for stating an opinion seems a bit much considering the point I was making.

ocgambill1
ocgambill1

 @GustavoArellano Obviously this is not the venue for an opinion Gustavo however my reasons are valid and I will send them to you in an e-mail direct to you, I hope you take the time to read it.

ocgambill1
ocgambill1

I was being polite in my writing so people like you could understand what I was trying to say, I failed at that I see, next time I will try crayons and pictures for you.

ocgambill1
ocgambill1

 @mcoker Like I said to everyone else, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION. It was about the use of the word "CockBlock" in print and in a headline, this word is used by douche bags and I expected more from OCWeekly, a free paper that anyone can pick up and read, even little kids and teenagers.

JackGrimshaw
JackGrimshaw

Correct syntax, spelling and punctuation would suffice ...

 

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