Jan Crouch is . . . Dead!?!

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That was my assumption about the queen of the Costa Mesa-based Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN) when I just opened up the Orange County Register home page.

See what I mean on the next page . . .

Next to the headline "Deathbed Power Struggle at TBN?":

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The link actually took you to an OC Watchdog post by Teri Sforza with the full photo . . .

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The photo, which just to be clear does not show a dead Jan Crouch but a very live-wire one, has been entered into evidence in Orange County Superior Court by her granddaughter, Carra Crouch, who is suing TBN along with her sister, Brittany Crouch Koper, with the assistance of Brittany's attorney-husband, Michael Koper.

All these kinfolk used to work for TBN, and their case is just one piece of an internal, back-and-forth, family-power struggle that beats TV's Dallas (then and now) when it comes to backstabbing, outrageous claims and sexual shenanigans. Why, Jan Crouch alone beats the entire Dallas cast (then and now) when it comes to gallons of makeup trailer products slathered onto her face.

You may recall Josh Dulaney's post on the family infighting . . .

Trinity Broadcasting Network: Disgruntled Family Members Want Hush Money

. . . As well as one he did on Carra Crouch alleging she was raped at 13 by a 30-year-old TBN employee and that Grammy Jan exploded, blamed the girl for being loosey goosey (she swears she wasn't) and worked with others in the world's largest television ministry to cover up the assault.

Granddaughter of Paul and Jan Crouch Alleges Cover-up of Rape by TBN Employee When She Was 13

Whew, anyone else need a shower?

At the top of ticket in this hillbilly battle royale is the quest for control of the reins passed down by the not-quite-dead-yet Paul Crouch Sr.--Jan's husband. Incapacitated, Daddy has given control of his billion-dollar empire to his son Matthew Crouch, bypassing Paul Crouch Jr., who is the father of Carra and Brittany and father-in-law of Michael Koper.

The photo, which is part of a 70-page court filing, is alleged to show Jan Crouch holding what was then believed a deathbed letter from her husband granting control of the empire to Matthew. The look on Momma's face is portrayed by the plaintiffs as her ecstasy over that development. Just add some Wicked Witch of the West cackling . . .

Hey, as Paul Crouch Sr. (Jock Ewing) fades into the sunset, his sons Matthew (Bobby Ewing) and Paul Jr. (J.R. Ewing) seek control of TBN (Southfork), while Jan (Miss Ellie) watches her family crumble around her. Didn't a young Lucy Ewing (Carra) get raped, too? Maybe the makers of Dallas have been basing the whole thing on the Crouch family feud.

Ah, well, before the end credits roll, let's take another look at that opener page photo . . .

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. . . Anyone else reminded of those blow-up sex dolls on Garden Grove Boulevard's smut row?

I mean, am told, such products are sold there.

OK, back to 1 Timothy 5:8.

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preacher_man
preacher_man

Just for all the naysayers ,the wicked ,lying reprobates, Hear this from this Bishop.you are so sick and so demonic in your nature.. Just remember your day will surely be coming soon. This is the best you can do, REALLY if you could find your bible,you would need a respirator before blowing the dust off it. Here me, YOU are what WE refer to you as CEREAL CHRISTIAN's. FRUIT, FLAKES! AND. NUTS, Just add milk, !!!

Bernie_Bernstein
Bernie_Bernstein

You BASTARD! I peed my pants laughing at this absurd and totally real O C Soap Opera called TBN

jl641
jl641

This is movie material...or at least a miniseries!

devilsadvokt
devilsadvokt

With all that makeup, how could one ever tell if she is really dead or not?

kbear09090
kbear09090

Is that her "O" face?....I think blow-up dolls are far more tastefully made up.

BillxT
BillxT topcommenter

I'd rate the blow-up dolls a bit more attractive, personally speaking, y'know.

 

Combine over-amped egos, with bright lights, cameras and sycophants, no wonder people become overwhelmed with their own wonderfulness.

Rope_Tree_Bucket_Blk
Rope_Tree_Bucket_Blk

Jan is a good friend and has been well known to Us (Ron & Me) for a long time. 

mcgooch
mcgooch

Matt, you never fail to crack me up!

JamesRobertReade
JamesRobertReade

You think this is something! Come visit the Anaheim City Council Meetings! 

John Leos was raised around his mother's family of gang members with whole body gang tattoos. A vote for John Leos is a vote for the gang lifestyle. John Leos was heavily influenced by gang members in his family since childhood.  John Leos is sympathetic to the gang lifestyle. John Leos walks up to the podium and blurts out public comment with Fitzgerald-like nonsense. James Robert Reade

949girl
949girl topcommenter

I saw that too!!

 

It's really sad to me that so many people are really just so dumb that they've given these crazy people all of this money to have them fight over in the first place.  That's the real problem in my opinion.  The stupidity of a lot of people have supported these nuts.   All in the name of God?! They are all probably laughing all the way to the bank.  Even growing up I'd flip the channel and see this crazy looking lady on tv and thought it was some kind of comedy show, like the Muppets or something. Or maybe it was Tammy Faye...I don't remember.

 

I live and work close to TBN and I've seen people (probably here on vacation) taking pictures in front of that gawdy looking place.  Like it's some kind of tourist attraction to get your family portrait in front of. This place needs to go soon. 

 

Bernie_Bernstein
Bernie_Bernstein

@BillxT Considering the "tastes" of Paul Sr., I'm sure the Jan blow up doll has a giant black rubber penis attached. At least MY blow up Jan Crouch sex doll has one

MatthewTCoker
MatthewTCoker topcommenter

 @949girl True story: Tammy Faye (God rest her soul) actually aped her look from Jan.

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