50 Reasons Why Orange County is The Worst Effing Place in America

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Henry W. Head: OC godfather, proud Klansman. And he only ranks #19 on this list.
It was gay rights icon Harvey Milk who described Orange County best, in response to California State Senator John Briggs describing San Francisco as "the moral garbage dump of homosexuality in this country."

"Nobody likes garbage 'cause it smells," Milk told reporters. "Yet eight million tourists visited San Francisco last year. I wonder how many visited Fullerton."

Actually, Harvey, hundreds of thousands of people visit that nice town. And then they promptly vomit on Harbor Boulevard.

Fact is, we suck--big time. Oh, you won't find a better acolyte for all that is amazing about OC than this infernal rag--in a couple of weeks, we're going to publish our annual Best Of issue, our wonderful celebration of all that is great and wonderful and right here. We do love OC and all of its glory, but let's admit it: Orange County is the worst place in America.

This is not hyperbole. No one loves OC more than us--and no one hates OC more than us. We've covered the good and bad of our corner of Hell for nearly 17 years, and about the only reason I can give why we're still around and haven't left screaming for civilization is because we suffer from Stockholm syndrome. Year after year, we try to improve us with an exposé, a great review of a small restaurant or a band, and just when you think Orange County has entered the 21st century, something will occur--be it a white supremacist who massacres Sikhs, an uprooted orange grove, a corrupt politician who gets elected again and again, another vapid trophy wife blaming her Mexican help for stealing her purse and having them deported for the crime when said trophy wife had actually left said purse at a McDonald's--to put you into a depression, to make you curse God that he couldn't curse Orange County's wackjob mentality to, say, Phoenix. Oh, wait: it happened, and Orange County remains ridiculous.

FUCK!

We can write a whole book about why Orange County is so horrid--and I did! It's called Orange County: A Personal History!--but we'd rather argue our case with that ultimate digital-age proof: the listicle. Following in the footsteps of our sister papers, who proclaim Los Angeles the best city in America and Texas the best state, behold 50 reasons why Orange County is the worst place in America. Take that, Mississippi! Pound sand, Colton! Suck an egg, Stanton!

Oh, wait...


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Tricky Dick: No. 50...
50. Richard Nixon was born here.

49. Out of the 25 most populous metropolitan areas in the United States, we're the only one with an African-American population of less than 5 percent of the total--and we clock in at an abysmal 2.2 percent. Then again, that's an improvement from the 2000 census, where we clocked in at 2 percent. Go progress!

48. Hundreds of millions of dollars spent on a Great Park that its founders still claim would rival Central Park, and all they have to show for it is an ugly-ass balloon that's shaped like a--yep!--orange...

47. ...And despite our supposed love affair with the fruit, we have less than 100 acres of orange groves left--and those are being torn out at the rate of one grove a year. And one of the biggest orange groves left is a vanity plot owned by mega-developer William Lyon, who probably tore up more orange groves than any man not named Walt Disney.

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No. 46: Robert Schuller, crying for God to bail him out of bankruptcy...
46. Our noxious brand of Christianity--from the prosperity gospel of Trinity Broadcasting Network and Benny Hinn to the radio empire and theological seminary built by Charles Fuller on the cheap labor of the Mexicans who worked his orange groves, from the possibility-thinking bullshit of the Crystal Cathedral, to the hippies-turned haters at Calvary Chapel, from the homo-haters at Mariners Church to the general wackiness of Saddleback Church, from the millions donated by philanthropist Howard F. Ahmanson, Jr. to creationism causes to the pedophile-protecting racket that is the Catholic Diocese of Orange and so many, many more--has poisoned American Christians for decades.

45. Adam Gadahn--aka the American Taliban aka Goat Boy--got radicalized by an Al Qaeda cell based at the Islamic Society of Orange County in Garden Grove.

44. Height of summertime fashion for guys is an Afflicted T-shirt, loose camo cargo shorts and flip flops, the least-manly outfit ever.

43. Ticket pricesfrom John Wayne Airport are always higher so Back Bay rich people don't have to install double-panes windows. And no planes can leave before 7 a.m.

42. The Santa Ana City Council. Orange County's county seat made history last decade by becoming the largest in the country with an all-Latino city council, and what happened? City's the most corrupt in la naranja. Before, it was whites gentrifying Latinos; now it's Latinos doing it to themselves. That's progress, right?
 
41. Botox was born here.

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tomdoylephoto
tomdoylephoto

Clarify. . . You mean clone-home & inland OC. I lived in Seal Beach for a couple years and loved it. Of course, Seal Beach was separated from "OC Proper" by the Naval Weapons Station and wetlands so it didn't have the same feel as the rest of it.

ocdavid25
ocdavid25

Seriously one of the best articles I have ever read regarding Orange County. And I agree with everything...

rtf916
rtf916

I was stopped by Huntington Beach PD in 2003 for having a tail light out, right on Beach blvd.  I have no criminal record, and I was asked bullishly and repeatedly if I'd "been to prison".  After answering no, repeatedly, the officer would repeatedly say, "are you sure?".  The officer then said I looked "high".  Although I do occasionally smoke pot, never, ever do I smoke before driving.  And it had been days since I'd smoked at that time.  He threatened to take me in to have me "tested".  After about 5 minutes of this meaningless, and fruitless harassment, he finally wrote me a fix-it ticket.  My truck at the time was fairly new, registered, in good driving shape.   My style of dress is boring, for lack of a better description.  I'm not flashy but I do wear clean and pressed clothes.  I didn't look like a run down drug addict, in other words.  So, I'd have to concur that the Huntington Beach Dept is not all that great.  They seem to have a tough time enforcing the law while respecting the constitutional rights of citizens.  And from my best estimation this harassment seemed routine to them. 

bullyingwarrior
bullyingwarrior

BULLYINGWARRIOR NMUSD NEWS: There is a claim filed including Jeffrey Hubbard, Past now Convicted Superintendent, and Susan Astarita, Current Assistant Superintendent and others.

Speaker discussed these topics and more in meeting TUESDAY, 12-11-12 in Public Input (Kimberly Mimms speaking 2 times public and Community input areas at NMUSD Board Meeting.

Another story uncovered by Sarah shared by bullyingwarrior is concerning an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL YOUNG BOY. Why in October 2012 was another child held in Office for hours and in trouble for drinking tea. WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THE NEWPORT MESA UNIFIED SCHOOL DISTRICT HURTING MORE KIDS IN THEIR COMMUNITY?

FIRST, IT WAS A CHILD AT NEWPORT HEIGHTS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN 2011 AFTER REPORTING 5TH GRADE TEACHER BRINGING HER BABY/TODDLER ONTO THE CAMPUS AND INTO HER CLASS WHILE TEACHING FOR MONTHS. SCHOOL POLICIES WERE BROKEN AND SUPPORTED BY DISTRICT KNOWING RETALIATION IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED CHILD IN CLASS WITH FAMILY THAT REPORTED IT TO PRINCIPAL AT THE TIME.  

HOW CAN SUSAN ASTARITA MONTHS LATER ON 9-12-11 CREATE NEW SCHOOL POLICY IT NOW WAS OKAY FOR TEACHER TO DO THIS. INTERESTING TO NOTE SUSAN ALREADY HAD EMAIL BACK ON 3-30-11. SUPERINTENDENT'S OFFICE EMPLOYEE BONNIE SWANN CONFIRMED IT WAS AGAINST SCHOOL POLICY, PRINCIPAL AT THAT TIME CONFIRMED THE SAME AND EVEN DEPT. OF EDUCATION SAID IT WAS AGAINST ALL SCHOOL POLICIES. THE STORY SURE SEEM TO CHANGE AT DISTRICT AND SUPERINTENDENT'S OFFICE TO HARM SO MANY CHILDREN AND OTHERS IN THEIR DISTRICT. PLEASE DON'T FORGET THE TRAGIC STORY ABOUT HALEE KETCHUM HIGH-SCHOOL STUDENT AT CDM THREATENING TO BE RAPED AND MURDERED BY 3 ATHLETES AND ALSO NOT PROTECTED BY DISTRICT.      (Google: "NMUSD Lawsuits", to read more) and don't forget our dedicated good Teachers and staff that have reported unlawful conduct, like drinking on the job from other employees, Teacher bringing toddler to school more and retailation immediately followed.

Why inflict fear, intimidation to children, families and good Teacher and others? It was interesting to see how over the past few years FACTUAL INFORMATION AND STORIES WITH DISTRICT SEEM TO CHANGE. 

IT IS A CRIME IN MANY PEOPLE'S OPINION TO TAKE KIDS AND CLOSE THEM IN A ROOM, NOT CALL PARENTS FOR DRINKING TEA, MUCH MORE, BEING BULLIED, OR MAKING KIDS BE FORCED TO GET INVOLVED AS WITNESSES WITH REPERCUSSIONS  SUSPENDED OR EXPELL KIDS  FOR FALSE BLAME LIKE WHAT HAPPENED 10 YEARS AGO AT COSTA MESA HIGH SCHOOL AND MUCH MORE..........

WHAT IS THE NMUSD DOING TO OUR FAMILIES, GOOD EMPLOYEES IN OUR COMMUNITY?

WATCH FOR THE DOWNLOADS COMING THIS WEEKEND!YOUTUBE: BULLYINGWARRIORTWITTER:BULLYINGWARRIORFACEBOOK: BULLYING TEACHERS AND PRINCIPALS

bullyingwarrior
bullyingwarrior

NEWS ALERT: IN SUCH A CORRUPT SYSTEM TO FIRE KATHLEEN FOR COMING FORWARD TO EXPOSE THEIR PERSONAL CONSPIRATORS TO SET UP PRIVATIZED EDUCATION, THE MEASURES THEY GO TO JEOPARDIZE HER LIFE IS SIMPLY CRIMINAL. WE NEED TO CREATE A BILL INTO LAW TO PROTECT EVERYONE IN OUR CORRUPT SCHOOL SYSTEMS AND PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN THEM NOT TO BREAK LAWS, HOLD ANYONE CRIMINALLY RESPONSIBLE AND ACCOUNTABLE THAT HARMS OTHERS WHEN COMING FORWARD WITH COMPLAINTS AND CLAIMS TO MAKE IT A SAFER SCHOOL AND WORK ENVIRONMENT.

(NMUSD Community still waiting for Pilot to share part of this story you had THAT WAS ENTRUSTED TO YOU BECAUSE IT APPEARED YOU CARED WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO THEIR SCHOOL DISTRICT WHEN KIMBERLY MET YOU ARRANGING THIS MEETING WITH YOUR NEWSPAPER.

NMUSD COMMUNITY was hoping from the VERY BEGINNING LAST YEAR your dedicated newspaper would report the true and accurate account of the lives being destroyed by the NMUSD under Jeffrey Hubbard, there now past and CONVICTED SUPERINTENDENT.PEOPLE RISKING THEIR JOBS, PARENTS AND KIDS NOT SAFE WHEN COMING FORWARD WITH UNLAWFUL AND SCHOOL POLICIES BROKEN. THE PEOPLE THAT CAME FORWARD WITH KIMBERLY TO SHARE THEIR OWN EXPERIENCE WITH THE NMUSD AND NEWPORT HEIGHTS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND THE DEVASTATION AND CORRUPT PUBLIC EDUCATION SCHOOL SYSTEM AT THIS DISTRICT WITH YOUR REPORTER.

THIS ABUSIVE TREATMENT OF THE TEACHER BEING UPSET SHE COULD NOT BRING HER TODDLER INTO THE CLASSROOM ANYMORE AND TAKING IT OUT ON SPECIFIC STUDENTS AND FAMILIES. PRINCIPAL SHOWING SPECIAL TREATMENT NOT NON BIAS TO STOP TEACHER FROM COMPROMISING EDUCATION OF HER STUDENTS WITH HER TODDLER COMING INTO CLASSROOM AND ONTO CAMPUS WHILE TEACHING HER STUDENTS. TO UPHOLD SCHOOL POLICIES OR PROTECT KIDS FROM RETALIATION AND NOT PROVIDE A SAFE LEARNING ENVIRONMENT.

THE CONDUCT OF THE PRINCIPAL AT THAT TIME ALLOWING SPECIAL TREATMENT FOR THIS TEACHER ALLOWED TO BREAK SCHOOL POLICY AND NOT PROTECT A CHILD AND FAMILY FOR REPORTING IT CONFIDENTIALLY AND THEN TELLING THE TEACHER IT WAS KIMBERLY.THE EMPLOYEE SPOKE ABOUT THE RETALIATION, FALSE BLAME INSTILLED ON THEM AND UNFOUNDED AND BULLYING TREATMENT. THIS PERSON ALSO DID NOT AGREE THAT THE TEACHER WAS BRINGING HER CHILD ONTO CLASS MONTH AFTER MONTH WHEN HER NANNY WAS LATE ON A CONSISTENT BASIS.

THESE PEOPLE ARE HOPING THAT ****, WILL WRITE ABOUT THE TRUE FACTS OF THE MEETING AND WHAT THEY HAVE HEARD AND SEEN FIRST HAND.IT DID NOT MAKE SENSE TO MANY PEOPLE THAT THIS STORY DID NOT GET OUT TO PROTECT AND HELP OUR NMUSD SCHOOL DISTRICT AND HOLD THEM RESPONSIBLE TO STOP THEIR PATTERN OF BEHAVIOR FROM HURTING AND NOT PROTECTING ANY OTHER CHILDREN, PARENTS, EMPLOYEES IN THEIR SCHOOLS AND MANY STILL HAVE BEEN GETTING HURT, TRUST BROKEN AND LIVES SHATTERED.

PERHAPS THIS REPORTER WAS BULLIED NOT TO WRITE ABOUT THIS STORY OR FELT PRESSURED NOT TO EXPOSE THE SCHOOL AND DISTRICT OFFICE FOR SOME REASON. COMMUNITY MEMBERS ARE HOPEFUL THAT THE PILOT WILL SHARE THE TRUE FACTS TO HELP STOP THESE SCHOOL OFFICIALS AND LEADERS THAT INSTILL FEAR AND OVERSTEP THEIR POWER TO CHANGE LIVES FOREVER AND ESPECIALLY STOP HURTING OUR CHILDREN.

bullyingwarrior
bullyingwarrior

This photo was taken during the trial of Jeffrey Hubbard, now past and convicted Superintendent of NMUSD. Kimberly Mimms and NMUSD Community learned that the Board Meeting held on December 13, 2011 that Jeffrey Hubbard attended for the last time the public input area was edited out and withheld from public for almost 2 months.Another Parent, Good Teacher and Teacher Federation employee was also edited out in the Public Input Area and not put back in until after the trial. Kimberly notified the District way in advance and they stated first they were not aware of it, then there was a computer glitch, then noted on website "Corrected" version would be coming out or something to this effect. Kimberly asked for original copy that aired and Superintendents Office of Jeffrey Hubbard stated it was not available, then called back and they stated it was destroyed and the next time months later they stated it was "broken" and that no Brown Act was Violated.Kimberly went back to the NMUSD in October and November 2012 asking for answers why was this withheld and misleading to the Public, especially what was stated by Kimberly in the 12-13-11 meeting about the a Pattern of Behavior and served a verbal notice on Jeffrey Hubbard and Walt Davenport for not keeping her child safe in their NMUSD.Conclusion of these Board Meetings in Oct. and Nov. 2012, that Kimberly asked how did I receive a copy that was NOT BROKEN AND REQUESTED FOR BOARD MEMBERS AND OTHERS TO REPORT BACK IN NEXT MEETING.You can view these meetings on the site set up under:Youtube: BullyingwarriorYoutube:Bullyingwarrior FavoritesFollowTwitter: Bullyingwarrior

cthomas7113
cthomas7113

Ok I think some of us are not understanding what the journalist is doing.  He is voicing other people's opinion and/or comments.  This type of journal writing is one of a pro. that is trained to "manipulate the subject" make an audience speak up with their own point of view and gain attention readers.  Orange County is a beautiful place to live.  It has it's own ups and downs just like anywhere else.  I'm just thank ful I don't live at Pakastan where the "Fanatics" are.  Now they are really old testament sacraficial tribal people.  I thank God for what I have. 

PermanentTourist
PermanentTourist

@cthomas7113 

yes it's better than Pakistain (i know i have been) 

But seriously it has some major issue's, most of which stem for too many people constantly saying "what a great place it is"

godard17
godard17

 @cthomas7113 i'll tell you what you don't have: a command of the english language.  typical ignorance and arrogance of the OC.

OsaycanyouC
OsaycanyouC like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

The HB Occupy Movement. You forgot to add that to the list.

 

1 1/2 days of the OC's oppressed standing up and raising their voices against the corporate big-shots and their ENTITLED, CORRUPT system and making them realize that - that --- hey, uh, do we like, have to sleep here overnight? Uh, I mean, we could come back here after breakfast, say like, at noon or something?

ageofknowledge
ageofknowledge

Orange County has always been a decent place to live. It still is. There are problems, of course, but mostly imo they reflect the greater problems occurring nationally.

Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson

Why do you IDIOTS measure progress by how many black ppl live in OC.not only is it racist, but real life people dont see that as progress.youre out of touch. Im just saying what your all thinking.

Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson

Yeah you fxckin punk, get out. The OC weekly ii s really going down the tubes. They have some real lames writing for them now. Quit whining about the past.whats so bad. Dont like it,move!

PermanentTourist
PermanentTourist

@Kevin Johnson

Dont like it,move!"


I think they used to say that I south Africa too before aparthied ended.

Think they still say that in mississippi

Gina Lola
Gina Lola like.author.displayName 1 Like

Gustavo, your article did not go unappreciated. Everyone making the argumentative comments probably didn't read #1. Aaah, the irony. Anyway, even though many facts were based in the past, I found it fascinating. I had no clue about some of this stuff. Thanks and keep up the good work!

Shawn Stewart
Shawn Stewart

Lol, No one gets it because it is an article that don't make sense. Yes it has some facts, but so does the Internet. Bring up a city not bring it down. If you live here then talk about the good stuff to be proud of. Not stuff from a long time ago that don't matter any more. Improve from the dark past. Their are no haters here, just proud OC residents.

tomdoylephoto
tomdoylephoto

@Shawn Stewart 

Long ago my white ass! Just last year a black family in Yorba Linda was harassed so much that they moved away. I had a friend comment a while back that Huntington Beach was the only city in America that would have a street named "Heil."
I lived in Seal Beach for a while & loved it. In fact, if circumstances were different, I'd move back but the lack of ethnic diversity is amazing. I didn't realize it till my wife and I attended a Christmas parade. The only non-white people were on the drum core.


And BTW, that's "DOESN'T" make sense.

PermanentTourist
PermanentTourist

@Shawn Stewart 

:)

Follow me lads and just keep smilling 

Griselda Torres
Griselda Torres

Lol I wonder if the people hatin' on the article read the end of it. Anyway interesting facts, thanks!

Aaron Vasquez
Aaron Vasquez

Does the list include santa ana and anaheim mexicans?

Amy Lynn Estrada
Amy Lynn Estrada

If its so bad, then why work for a publication called the OC WEEKLY?! Furthermore, leave! The city doesn't want you here anyway! I used to love reading the weekly, but Gustavo has turned it to shit. And I used to love Gustavo too!

tomdoylephoto
tomdoylephoto

@Amy Lynn Estrada,

Maybe he thinks it's worth fixing so he brings attention to it.

Mark N Radovich
Mark N Radovich

Name me a city that dosent have some dirt? Because I can can find worse ones in California.

Shawn Stewart
Shawn Stewart

This is one of the worst articles, more filler one out of many. I don't know what the writers objective is but I think it is time for a change. I use to enjoy reading the articles not so much any more, remember it is called OC weekly how funny considering you think it is the worst place in America! You don't get out much do you.

Mike Proctor
Mike Proctor

Now i know why I quit reading your rag magazine. Looks like Unlike time.

Michelle Mears-Gerst
Michelle Mears-Gerst

When one has to swear with all the other words available it says a lot about the writer ...you are very angry..

Alysha Maiorelli Wyrauch
Alysha Maiorelli Wyrauch

Love it. But no really, the OC is such an unpleasant, conservative, mega-religious (god, if I see one more not of this world stickers I'm going to vomit!!) snore bore!

Frank Diaz
Frank Diaz

I'm surprised you didn't mention Santa Ana Gustavo. That place is after-hours despot for tweakers and prostitutes. Decadent city.

Jake Orlando
Jake Orlando like.author.displayName 1 Like

It's mega-conservative, anti-gay, dull...just to name a few things. I fled after high school and never looked back.

Alx Ornelas
Alx Ornelas

But the observatory could be on the 50 best list !!!!

steve1224
steve1224 like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @stevecornelius I think you should get a job with the Orange County Turism board and help them with some new slogans.   

Andrew Nava
Andrew Nava

so awesome!....i honestly like orange county,but thats probably cuz i live in the s.g.v and cuz i like the beach and the underground punk scene out there.....i must confess,ive had run ins with the local police and the "boot boys" (nazis) out there....and i worked for the slidebar....such a place of grace and class,the upper rung of society really does congregate there(sarcasim in case none of u got it).....in the end i would say i like o.c. about 80% of the time....the other 20%,well....i would rather drink the tap water in tijuana....

Michael Moon
Michael Moon like.author.displayName 1 Like

We drink our own filtered excrement. What do you expect?

Jaime Rene Martin
Jaime Rene Martin

There are certain parts of Orange County that are lame but same as anywhere else you go! I live in Dana point and love it here! I can't stand affliction wearing dbags as much as the next guy but you think Orange County is the only place people wear that shit, go to snobsdale aka Scottsdale AZ it's just as bad if not worse!

Doyle Lau
Doyle Lau like.author.displayName 1 Like

One of the best articles I'be read in a long, long, time........

Aimee Monahan
Aimee Monahan like.author.displayName 1 Like

I love/hate OC so badly. If it weren't for the weather, I probably would have left years ago. Stockholm Syndrome indeed!

Shawn Stewart
Shawn Stewart

50 reasons why Orange County is the best place in America , and if you don't like it than move!!!!!!

Joe Murray
Joe Murray

So why do you live in Orange County if you hate it so much??

Jeff Rocco
Jeff Rocco like.author.displayName 1 Like

Great, great stuff Gustavo. Thanks for many laughs and for giving my Newport dream a serious pause...lol

davidbdavey
davidbdavey

? Im kinda confused. I live on Balboa Island and Life is great. Everyone is happy go lucky and the holidays are wonderful with the community joyous and sharing to all. The people complaining about the great OC would complain about any town that they reside in. Happiness starts from within. Now Anaheim is another story, with all those bangers destroying the fabric of its society.

 

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