[UPDATE on Telling Kids of Pornin':] Nadya Suleman Celebrates Her First Octorgasm, But "Sexy Party" Listeners Aren't Getting Off

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See the update at the end of this post on our Mother of the Year telling her children she made a porn video.

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ORIGINAL POST, AUG. 22, 11:11 A.M.: So Octomom Nadya Suleman now says that while making her self-pleasure porn video, she achieved her first-ever orgasm.

The TMI and truth factors not withstanding, La Habra's unemployed single mother managed to both birth 14 children and get off without a man, which is all the more remarkable when you consider she did so in reverse of the traditional order.

"That was my No. 1, first-ever orgasm," Nads reportedly told HuffPo's Naughty But Nice Rob. "I couldn't even say the word before that happened. I'm not going to get into my childhood or my history, but that was probably the most liberating and empowering experience of my life. It's taken almost 37 years to learn that. This is not only for men, but women--especially [those] who are a little bit uncomfortable with their own sexuality."

Haven't caught the video--is Octomom: Yanking Udders, I mean, Octomom: Home Alone even out yet?--but for the sake of viewers (you sickos know who you are), one does hope her screams of ecstasy are more pleasing than this (courtesy of Perez TV):

A little inside baseball: audio of this rival to anything on Pet Sounds actually started hitting the webbynets a few days ago, prompting yours truly, who was in no mood to give it a listen, to offer it to our Heard Mentality blog, since the next "Jack Your Body" is at least being billed in certain corners as "music."

The response from Heard Mentality?

Which, to be fair, is more pleasing to the ear than . . .

The results of a RyanSeacrest.com Octo-song poll are in:

So are comments from the wee KISS-FM/American Idol host's Facebook fans, including Mona Stenzel:

"Sexy Party? Sounds more like cats fucking in the bushes. She needs to just collect as much welfare as she can get, move into section 8 housing and keep her skanky ass home and raise her army of kids that she said she would 'stop her life for and be present for.' Give up the celebrity quest, you ain't' going to ever be a 'stah.'"

Glaaarrrk . . . Mona, you just made me mess in my pants!

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