[UPDATED with CEO Defends Octo-Auction:] Nadya Suleman Will Date You ... for a Price
Opening bid: $500.
And somewhere in heaven, an escort advertiser weeps.
BTW, paging Josh Dulaney!
A $100 Chat With Octomom Nadya Suleman: She Doesn't Do 'Reverse Cowgirl'; Supports Obama; Loves Taco Bell
Actually, Josh would take a pass as sex does not come with the date, according to the specs. Natalie does find the idea of non-in-vitro fertilization "icky," after all.
Octomom Nadya Suleman Not Only Wants You to Buy Her a House But Furnish It, Too!
Other recent money-making (or -faking) enterprises have included acting, boxing, stripping, offering advice for a price, self loving on camera and, uh, singing.
Octomom Set to Release Awful Single
Note Octo's apparently unintended parody of Madonna's Like a Virgin record cover for her soon-to-be-smash single, "Sexy Party." She's crossing so many boundaries, she's now crossing OC Weekly beats, as music editor Nate Jackson shows here:
Octomom Releases New Topless Album Cover for 'Sexy Party'
Come back after checking out Nate's post out as there's more Octomerde . . .