KAYDEN KROSS
"I'm voting for Obama because he inhales when he smokes, he
supports gay marriage, because he follows me on Twitter, because he has
managed to push a lot through despite being mostly hogtied by partisan
bullshit, because his agendas are good for the majority of people and
not just the majority of a voting base--which is also being hogtied--and
because when I voted for him the first time I didn't expect him to wave a
magic wand and fix everything overnight."
(Writer's note: sheesh, she really likes saying "hogtied," but the point about partisanship is interesting when you consider . . . wait. What? He follows her on Twitter!?! Dollars to doughnuts that's based on a Bubba recommendation.)PENNY PAX
"I'll be voting for Obama again this election. I believe in
national health care and he is the one guy to finally get that on track."
(Writer's note: heh-heh, she said "get that on.")KRISTINA ROSE
"Obama, just because he is hotter. They all lie. It's like what is the point? I vote based on looks. I know that's fucked up. But oh well."
(Writer's note: Barack may be hotter, but Mitt's stiffer.) SARAH SHEVON
"I would like to see
Dennis Kucinich run again."
(Writer's note: given her self-proclaimed proclivity, methinks she's more turned on by Liz Kucinich.)Hats off to Abowitz for having almost as much tail in his Rolodex as NBC's
Edwin Newman did. We look forward to future polls of Asians, Latinas, ebony chicks, redheads and shemales.
(Heh-heh, he said "poles.") Follow OC Weekly on Twitter @ocweekly or on Facebook!
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