[UPDATED with Twitter War:] Jenna Jameson Spreads Her (ahem) Wings for Mitt Romney

See the update at the end of this post about the Twitter war between Jameson and supporters of President Barack Obama.

ORIGINAL POST, AUG. 3, 3:23 P.M.: Retired porn star Jenna Jameson took a break from proclaiming her innocence in her recent DUI crash in Westminster and running around her Huntington Harbour sofa to avoid now-retired Tito Ortiz to make the following proclamation:

"I'm supporting Mitt Romney for president!"

If you figured Jameson was more of a Bill Clinton gal (heh!), you're right--and she still claims she'll love Bubba to the end (heh-heh!).

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But looking at her leathery . . . no, past there, over those and--YOW!--how'd that get in there? . . . wallet, Jameson explained at a San Francisco gentleman's club appearance that Romney's aversion to returning the taxes of rich people like her to pre-Bush tax cut levels is what makes Mitt her man.

Call it the Shaved Bush Doctrine.

Goes down with Mitt.

As it turns out, the supporter of both PETA and Hillary Clinton's 2008 presidential run is not the only adult-entertainment celebrity fond of Romney.

There's Ann Coulter, of course, and . . .

. . .  Ron Jeremy?

Well, the Hedgehog did tell Fox News during a Boston stop to promote his apparently undrinkable Ron de Jeremy rum that he is a "big fan" of the presumed GOP presidential nominee, calling Romney funny, sincere, "entertaining" and a solid family man.

However, acknowledging that screwing people is likely the only thing he has in common with the former Bain capitalist, Jeremy conceded he will likely pull the long, erect lever for Barack Obama this November.