D-list celebrities know the steps to total obscurity: go bankrupt, make a porn flick, cut a song and get religion. Nadya Suleman is on step three.
Global Groove Entertainment has reportedly agreed to produce Octomom's first single, "Get on the Dance Floor", which is set for release on Aug. 1. Apparently, there will be singing and rapping.
The song is being produced by Mike Rizzo and DJ Mr. Mig, who have worked with the likes of Taylor Swift and Usher.
Warning: When some of you ironically blast this in your system and dance to it in the office, it won't be funny.