Octomom Nadya Suleman Wants You to Give Her $150,000

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Boxing, singing, stripping, junk selling, bar maiding, pillow fighting and (oxymoron alert) porn and horror acting Nadya Suleman is once again looking beyond the standard route to income--a steady job--to return to a familiar strategy for raising income.

That would be crying poor and asking strangers to help keep Octomom and her 14 children under shelter.

Meanwhile, this catch is single again, guys!

Saying she needs $150,000 for a new home after she long ago stopped making payments on her La Habra residence on Madonna Lane--leading to foreclosure last month--the 36-year-old single mom posted the following on GoFundMe.com:

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Natalie, who has an uncanny knack for speaking out of both sides of her Botox-ringed mouth, filed for personal bankruptcy in Orange County Superior Court in April, citing $50,000 in assets and more than $1 million in debts.

And yet, she recently told E News! that she is financially stable and off welfare (after having previously having denied taking public assistance): "I am so grateful for all the amazing opportunities that have come my way and I am finally in a stable situation. I will keep working as much as I can to take care of my children."

Her next round of supposedly profitable "work" involves touring adult bookstores around the country to promote her new porno, The Joker's Got Fake Tits, Stretch Marks and a Large Brood Eating Paint Chips Off Bedroom Walls.

Check that: the title is Octomom Home Alone.

Speaking of alone, Suleman also just revealed she has ended her brief romance with a 23-year-old bodybuilder known for being nearly as adept at publicity whoring as Nads.

Hmmm, what would be a good name for a date-soliciting version of GoFundMe.com?

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strawberrysundae
strawberrysundae

Jtexas, please do tell. How does one set up a beg site for one's highly deserved luxuries? I don't really feel like working very hard at a job, but still I would very much like to have some expensive things. Lately I've had a fancy for an Hermes purse, maybe a Birkin. Also, I would like a two carat diamond ring. While you people are busy sending me money, you might as well send me enough  for a new car. I have every right to be entitled. You people should be honored to send me money.  I will spend it on my children too (I have my fingers crossed on that one, tee hee)

gelvin214214d
gelvin214214d

She's totally busted after that OctoPorno.com movie and her stripping sessions

 

boomom03
boomom03

I wouldn't give this hag the change rolling around in the floorboards of my car.

Jtexas
Jtexas

This lady just needs to go away. I have worked my entire life and have not had children yet because I want to make sure I can afford them before I do. Whats even sadder is there are people that have given her cash! If people have so much extra money they want to throw it away I would love to take a trip to Europe. If she can get money maybe I can so I set up a donation site for all my "Fans". LOL. Let's see what happens! http://www.gofundme.com/xsjyw

jellybean
jellybean

I have decided that I would like both an indoor and an outdoor pool. So please cut back on your latte's and cappucino's - can't you brew coffee at home instead? Also, perhaps you could stop eating out at restaurants to save a little money so you can donate to my plastic surgery slush fund, I mean my house fund. You people just are spending too much money on non-essentials when you should be sending it to me instead.

barbwire
barbwire

Welcome back Matt!

Looks like the Sulemantics version of financial stability is ongoing begging. So she's VERY close to buying a NEW home? Would that be the million dollar+ plus dungeon she was looking for recently? But sadly she just falls short $150K? Too bad her former house owner doesn't have the balls to follow up on his threats to sue her for the money he lost on the last house she trashed and bailed on. Anyone who sends her  any money is as big a fool as she is. When is this going to end?

jellybean
jellybean

Please send money to me. I would like a new house with a pool. It needs to have servant's quarters. Also, I would like a barn for my dressage horses. Ann Romney and I like to have play dates for our horses. While we're at it, I would like a car elevator. Please, none of that cultured stone. I want marble on all the kitchen counters. If you don't mind, I really would prefer a wine cellar that can hold at least 1,000 bottles. I'm quite the wine connoisseur or I could be if you would just send me your money. Oh yes, kindly also consider my wishes for a home with beach access in Malibu.

20ftjesus
20ftjesus topcommenter

WTF!  Anaheim nearly burnt to the ground and you went on vacay?

 

 

toriroxme
toriroxme

She doesn't seem to get you CAN'T tell people you're fine and wonderful and financially stable, then hold out your hand for money! She is a total quack.

vsimp
vsimp

Good to see you back, Matt. No one does Octomerde like you!

vsimp
vsimp

Good to see you back on the Octo-beat, Matt!

samuelcafone
samuelcafone

It's great to have you back on the octo-beat Matt.

 

And you are right on about Octo-Hoe.

Wasn't she bragging how flush she was less than a week ago and now off welfare?

Her mind is like a sieve.

MatthewTCoker
MatthewTCoker topcommenter

 @20ftjesus So I tell my APD buds before I leave, "Can ya'll do a lil' sumptin-sumptin to help my colleagues while I'm out destroying my liver?" So, they respond. Sheesh!

BillxT
BillxT topcommenter

 @samuelcafone

 Well, come on, we didn't expect her to start spewing cogent thoughtful comments all of a sudden, did we?

 

This probably comes off as more critical of your comment than I intended, apologies on that, just trying to add my slant.

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