Lenny Dykstra, Mets and Phillies Star of Garden Grove, Looks at 20-Year Club Fed "Contract"
Coupled with a previous conviction for being a perv, that makes "Nails" the ultimate utility player.
The 48-year-old, who CNBC's Jim Cramer used to hail as a financial guru, pleaded guilty to three felonies--bankruptcy fraud, concealment of assets and money laundering--that could have him captaining the federal prison yard baseball team for up to 20 years.
Dykstra also admitted laundering $15,000 earned from the sale of those items by purchasing a cashier's check in another person's name, and of ripping off at least 10 creditors of between $200,000 and $400,000.
"Mr. Dykstra's days of playing games with the public and the legal system are over," says André Birotte Jr., head of the U.S. Attorney's office in LA that prosecuted the case, in a statement.
"With these federal convictions, Mr. Dykstra's fraud and deceit have been exposed for all to see," Birotte continues. "These convictions should serve as a cautionary tale of a high-flying sports celebrity who tried to manipulate and exploit both his creditors and the bankruptcy laws of the United States."
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Adds the FBI's Timothy Delaney, the acting assistant director in charge of the LA office that investigated the case, in the same statement: "At one time, Mr. Dykstra inspired Americans, but later, sadly, he chose to defraud his fellow Americans and the United States government. His acknowledgement of these crimes may prevent others from engaging in similar activity."
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United States District Court Judge Dean D. Pregerson is scheduled to sentence Dykstra on Dec. 3. Meanwhile, the former ballplayer's bankruptcy case is still pending in the federal Bankruptcy Court in Woodland Hills.
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Dykstra is already in LA County custody for showing his dick to maids who'd responded to craigslist ads for housecleaners.
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