¡Ask a Mexican! to Win 2012 All-Star Game Home Run Derby?
Nevertheless, some out there in the world think I'm worthy of appearing in tonight's Major League Baseball All-Star Game Home Run Derby--and that I have a better chance of winning than rookie phenom Bryce Harper.
At least that's what happens when you open up a poll to get gamed by sports fans, as is what happened to ESPN's Facebook poll asking readers who they thought would win the contest. The contest is no longer online, but Deadspin was able to capture a graphic of the poll at one point, which finds my columna considered as a candidate ahead of Bill Cosby, Putos Todos, and FUCK THE NBA, but behind Your Mom, ME, and Chuck Norris.
Gracias, fans! Now, time to hit the cages at Home Run Park...
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