Octomom Nadya Suleman's Porn Is Out Today; Eight Other Pornos She Can Star In (NSFW)

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It's the day we've all been waiting for: Octomom's debut into the video pornography world arrived today. The self-service porno is titled Home Alone and you can expect an incredibly professional review of the bean-flicking flick from us shortly.

Nadya once swore she would never do a porn and turned down $500,000 (twice) from Vivid Entertainment for the opportunity. Many diapers later, she's found herself in financial trouble and agreed to masturbate for the masses for $10,000.

It's a slippery slope for the mother of 14 and this could be the first of many adventures into the x-rated world. We've put brainstormed the names of eight pornos Octo might star in just to help her and porn distrubutors get the juices flowing on her next movie.
8. Eight Not Is Enough



It'll be like that, only he uses his penis.


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JoeyMo
JoeyMo

Nadya  has one of the tightest vajayjays in the porn industry , Now all those flabby ass women that hate her will really be upset.

American Bunny
American Bunny

Although it’s Octomom, the video is actually really hot. I saw it the other day. A lot of fakes around but I know you can get the real deal here cheap… http://tinyurl.com/84pmshm

 wrung out belle
wrung out belle

I'm sure you'll  soon be enjoying  the amazement of  having her as the perfect houseguest, Charlene. For a long,long time. I wouldn't leave any small shiny objects lying about though. Unless you own a really thorough sanitizing system.

wrung out belle
wrung out belle

I was thinking something more in the lines of the Orange County sewer system. And its overflow.

the wrung out belle
the wrung out belle

Because when you send three years  gerbilling at the gym pretending 14 unnurtured trapped  kids are entirely someone else's problem and neglecting to pay the mortgage you once actually  had the money for to do some hedge-trimming instead, the obvious priority is to explore who you are while you ride off into the sunset on the sybian. Those poor,poor kids. Imagine what their teen years will be like with just this . And this is probably just the, um,  opening round. Oops. Almost  forgot her great success as the Diaper Domatrix. On the other hand, so to speak, who could possibly deserve this literally odious monster more than the porn crowd.

wrung out belle
wrung out belle

No, no, not spam. Utter delusion. Probably posted by guess who herself. Exactly the way she posts her own happy birthday notices all over the gossip sites.

Kelly M. Bray
Kelly M. Bray

 Do you need a flashlight to *explore her sexuality*?

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