Dexter Tagudin Villanueva or Loren Michael Zwick: Who'll Be a Prison Blow-Up Sex Doll?
Cast your votes in Comments to this: Who'll have a more difficult time avoiding becoming a prison inmate's blow-up sex doll, Loren Michael Zwick (left) or Dexter Tagudin Villanueva?
In the comments to our report about Villanueva being sentenced to 35 years to life in prison for raping and robbing a 59-year-old Anaheim woman, someone noted the 47-year-old's slight appearance made it seem likely he'll be biting a prison bunk pillow or three.
Dexter Tagudin Villanueva, Rapist Who Cried Like a Little Bitch When Convicted, Gets Life
Now we turn to 25-year-old Zwick, an Irvine magician who was sentenced to three years in state prison for stealing a Harley-Davidson motorcycle from a Huntington Beach man by using sleight of hand to switch an envelope stuffed with $7,000 with another containing just $80.
Before being convicted earlier this year of grand theft and residential burglary, Zwick had appeared in YouTube videos like this one:
That alone may sway one to vote for Zwick as the more likely future prison blow-up sex doll. But keep this in mind:
1.) He'll be inside a much shorter time than Villanueva, giving the illusionist more time to . . .
b.) . . . make himself invisible.
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