10 Charles Barkley Motivational Quotes on Eve of Motivational Anaheim Visit

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Sir Charles Barkley is coming to Orange County as part of the three-day Enlightened Entrepreneur Summit of motivational speakers at the Crowne Plaza Anaheim Thursday through Saturday.

As long as the local gig doesn't interfere with his divine work ripping apart NBA refs, players and games, we're fine with it, because Barkley routinely entertains better than the game he's commenting on.

Ten favorite quotes from the Round Mound of Rebound follow . . .

"When I was recruited at Auburn [University], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements."

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All-SEC and grades are fine.
"All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine."

"I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball."

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"I heard Tonya Harding is calling herself the Charles Barkley of figure skating. I was going to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character."

"Hell, there ain't but 15 black millionaires in the whole country and half of 'em are right here in this room," Barkley said at an NBA All-Star game.

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bed in a bag
bed in a bag

we're fine with it, because Barkley routinely entertains better than the game he's commenting on.

Jack Grimshaw
Jack Grimshaw

Sir Charles rules! Reemphasizes just what a bunch of attitudinal, immature, whining, self-centered, egotistical assholes we have in people such as Bryant, Bynum, Metta World Dickhead and the rest ...

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