Secret Service Whoring Around Dates Back (at least) to Richard Nixon in San Clemente

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Google "Barack Obama Nixonian" or just click this link. You'll see several e-pundits love making the Chosen One out to be Orange County favorite disgraced son Richard M. Nixon. Actually, former Nixon Library director John Taylor made that case--in a positive way--days before Obama was inaugurated.

Thanks to the whoring scandal, each Commander-in-Chief's Secret Service detail can be compared to one another as well.

Dust off your old copy of The Boys on the Bus, Timothy Crouse's 1973 account of the previous year's presidential campaign that won Nixon reelection. Turn to page 209, and discover how a reporter knew when Dick was scooting off to the so-called "Western White House" in San Clemente.

It seems the ink-stained wretch "cultivated a clerk at a San Clemente motel who called him whenever the whores came from Vegas in anticipation of the arrival of the Secret Service."

Where are those ladies' medals? After all, they served our country by servicing the Service.

(Hat tip to columnist Steve Kraske of the Kansas City Star.)

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Talk about tough and ballsy. First those Secret Service agents don't pay an honest working woman for an honest night's work, and now they are demanding to get paid themselves by getting their jobs back. Topping their list of possible defenses? #10 - They thought theprostitutes were just very friendly Zumba instructors. For full Top 10 list(and a bonus YouTube video called “Obama’s Secret Service”), check out thissubpage on my comedy Web site:


 So, is the point that the SS scandal is the fault of Nixon (a Republican)?


nah i think its just to show that it goes back a long time... They wouldn't dare open that can of worms... Especially when it would be so easy to point out that FDR had a mistress... JFK had mistresses <---Plural, and we all know about Bubba Clinton and his long history of philandering an using interns as humidors. 

Nixon was just a prick... not a philanderer...


Mmmmm...  Good cigar.

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