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| God, please save Chen, kill Barack |
Pastor Wiley Drake of the
First Southern Baptist Church of
Buena Park, who
prays for President Barack Obama and members of Congress to die, was arrested outside the
White House on
Friday while praying for
Chinese activist
Chen Guangcheng, who had reportedly just left the
U.S. Embassy and had been taken to a hospital.
Drake reportedly had been kneeling with other believers next to a fence when security officers repeatedly told them to move.
The
Orange County Register reports that Drake, who had been in town for the
National Day of Prayer, said he would do it again, and compared his, uh, suffering, to that of what Guangcheng suffered in jail.
He then drowned his suffering in lobster bisque at Kinkead's. Kidding.
Lesson learned: read the damn Sermon the Mount, preacher.
"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door
and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."
Looks like Drake got his reward.
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