The OCeeker: Christ Reformed Church and a Riddlebarger With Extra Cheesus

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There's something to be said for churches that tell you what they're all about in their name. 

In recent years, the hipper churches have gone for cool-sounding names that one could read any meaning into. Indeed, there are no shortages of "Journeys", "Wells" and fellowships with numbers in their names, a la the rash of bands that infected radio during the 1990s. River 47--band or church? If you guessed the latter, then the OCeeker bless you.

Enter Christ Reformed Church in Anaheim. The OCeeker dragged his bunghole outta bed on a recent Sunday morning to take in some Scripture and sacraments at the nearly two-decades old fellowship on Sunkist Street, where he experienced the most Jesus-centric service of his seeking days, despite the Reformed trappings that reminded everyone that the Reformed are always right. 

Here's the big "fuck you" delivered to inferior churches from CRC's website:

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Not a church
"We fear that many churches today have gone the way of the seeker-sensitive model, treading too lightly on doctrine, abandoning Christ-centered preaching, and down-playing or ignoring the sacraments and church history. Too often these gems have been traded for man-centered themes of self-love, self-improvement, and self-absorption. Worship is often reduced to entertainment. The gospel becomes too offensive or deemed too foolish to appeal to the masses, and so it goes unpreached or watered-down to become more palatable." 

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They suck. You rule. 


April 29, 10:30 a.m. 

Christ Reformed meets at Anaheim Seventh Day Adventist Church, whose gray, stucco building is trimmed out in blue, with simple crosses adorning the property here and there. The OCeeker won't ding them for compromising the faith by meeting in a den of bad doctrine (some in the SDA still hold to the sinful nature of Christ and believe founder Ellen G. White was a prophet), because, armed with his leather-bound New King Jimmy, he was tickled to see the saints walking toward the sanctuary with Bibles in hand, thus breaking a streak of sticking out like a sore thumb in churches over the past few weeks.

Christ Reformed belongs to the United Reformed Churches in North America, tracing its own history through the teachings of John Calvin and Martin Luther, through Augustine and all the way back (naturally) to Jesus himself. Claiming legendary preachers such as Jonathan Edwards and Charles Haddon Spurgeon for their own, the Reformed today are known less for reaching the lost and more for assholic attempts to convert other Christians to their theological views, namely, that salvation is solely at the discretion of God's sovereign decree. That's fancy talk for God picks whom wants to spend eternity with, and you have no choice in the matter, loser. 

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Lecrae: Young, but not Jeezy. 
Don't believe the OCeeker, ye Doubting Thomas? Google "young, restless and reformed", and you'll find a horde of the Reformed who believe God has called them to condemn other Christians to the ash heap of eternity because they don't ascribe to a thousand fine (and not-so-fine) points of doctrine. The good news is, a lot of them drink beer. 

At Christ Reformed, the mixed-multitude of Anglos, Latinos and Asians dressed all casual-like for the most part, with elders easily spotted in their suits. Dr. Kim Riddlebarger, the church's senior pastor, donned a gray robe with black trim and two gold crosses on the front, as he lit upon the pulpit, which stood behind a table of silver communion ware, and beneath stained glass and a wooden cross.

If Christ was the focus of the meeting, Riddlebarger, with a mostly bald head and white mustache, was the center of attention, as he led most of the service with several readings of Scripture from the Old and New testaments, the Lord's Prayer, confession, prayers, a baptism of infants and a sermon to boot. Indeed, the two-hour service was soaked with Scripture and confessions, as the readings seemed to go on in 10-minute increments. 

Those who favor happy-clappy praise should avoid this church. They love them some stodgy hymns at Christ Reformed, with an organ, and a choir seated upstairs at the back of the sanctuary. But what they lack in Jesus-is-my-boyfriend songs, they make up for in theology-infused lyricism. Here, you will hear about the Lamb of God, and it won't sound like the crappy band that goes by the same name. 


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SoundGuy
SoundGuy

Funny Article, but Edwards would never be claimed by Christ Reformed (if you had spent any time talking to Dr Riddlebarger you would have found that out) and Spurgeon is a Baptist!  The URCNA would never 'claim' him.  This is not to deny either man their great significance in History just to point out a false connection was made.  Also have you ever Googled "Young Restless and Reformed" and Kim Riddlebarger or Christ Reformed Church in Anaheim?  Do you know what you get?  Nonsense connections (the terms just happen to be on the same page), articles condemning the movement and your article (like I said nonsense connections).  This is not to say that there cannot be superficial parallels drawn but I am not sure how someone who is ostensibly a journalist can draw a connection between a pastor and a church and a movement that they neither support and in some cases actively oppose.  As for the pacing and need for practicality in the sermons  I can think of nothing more comforting, powerful or practical than being reminded every Sunday of the greatness of my sins and forgiveness that I have in Jesus Christ.  I suspect you would have learned most of this had you followed the instructions to get permission from the Elders before taking communion and spent a few minutes speaking with the saints after worship instead of just coveting after another man's wife.

who cares
who cares

boooring... its too easy for fools like josh to bad mouth christians... why dont you grow a set and infiltrate a mosque or orthodox jewish synagouge and write your pithy articles afterward?

Cathrine Bartholomew
Cathrine Bartholomew

If Christ was the focus of the meeting, Riddlebarger, with a mostly bald head and white mustache, was the center of attention, as he led most of the service with several readings of Scripture from the Old and New testaments, the Lord's Prayer, confession, prayers, a baptism of infants and a sermon to boot.

20ftJesus
20ftJesus

I find OCeeker's participation in the holy communion to be BLASPHEMOUS!

S.A. Artist
S.A. Artist

My favorite Church/Band is The United Artists of Santa Ana.     

gustavoarellano
gustavoarellano

What your 20ft Savior said—care to apologize to Josh for your stupidity?

Dave Lieberman
Dave Lieberman

In other words, just exactly like most other mainline, denominational Protestant churches, which use the modified Roman Mass as edited by dear old Marty Luther.

All these years later, I can still sing the "Sursum Corda" from memory. ("The Lord be with you / And also with you / Lift up your hearts...")

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