Albert Pujols and His Lack of Homers Dinged by New Website
Click on it right now, and you'll see Texas Ranger David Murphy and his stat of five homeruns staring back at you.
Click on "this" in the sentence "What about this dude?" and the next player will pop up, Astro Chris Johnson, who has four dingers.
And so on . . .
Needless to say, none of the random dudes signed off-season contracts for $250 million, as Pujols did.
"El Hombre" has three homers going into tonight's game against the A's.
Ahem, "do-re-mi-fa-so-la-flop-oooooo . . ."
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