Albert Pujols and His Lack of Homers Dinged by New Website

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It's too early for the fat lady to sing over Albert Pujols or the Anaheim Angels of Anaheim Not Los Angeles. But it's not too early for her to clear her throat, as her virtual version--producers Drew and Jeremy--do with their new website Random Dudes With More Homeruns Than Pujols.

Click on it right now, and you'll see Texas Ranger David Murphy and his stat of five homeruns staring back at you.

Click on "this" in the sentence "What about this dude?" and the next player will pop up, Astro Chris Johnson, who has four dingers.

And so on . . .

Needless to say, none of the random dudes signed off-season contracts for $250 million, as Pujols did.

"El Hombre" has three homers going into tonight's game against the A's.

Ahem, "do-re-mi-fa-so-la-flop-oooooo . . ."

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mitch young
mitch young

When white people owned the Angels then won the World Series.

Then the team was sold to a Mexican.

 Streets
Streets

Arte Moreno is an American fuckhead of Mexican Descent............I don't care for the Angels because I just don't, has nothing to do with race or ownership.............WEINER! 

Eldonperrito
Eldonperrito

Bitch Young or Young Bitch,Shut the fuck up stupid cracker as a real Angel fan i will stick with them thru highs and lows if you are not happy go fuck yourself and stay fucked.Why you have to make baseball about ethnicity?you narrow minded racist mother fucker.

Joe
Joe

Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, California, USA, North America, World.......Ha, ha,ha, ha,......what a joke.............thanks Pujols...el Hombre....you mean el stinko!  

elserracho
elserracho

it was cute watching you angels folk gloating about usurping the dodgers for about two weeks. got awful quiet since the season started though. 

Barkley
Barkley

Funny to see the angel fans go from celebrating a world series victory (in February/March) to hoping they don't end up in last place.

The angels and their "fans" deserve this type of lackluster play for years & years to come. 

Otribj.
Otribj.

The kids T&T are showing up the entire team, well, except for Weaver. Combined, I bet they don't even earn Pujols taxes. Sosh needs to play a consistent line-up and stop this musical chairs B.S. How can anyone find their groove, if one day they play, the next day they're on the bench etc. etc.

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