A $100 Chat With Octomom Nadya Suleman: She Doesn't Do 'Reverse Cowgirl'; Supports Obama; Loves Taco Bell

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Octomomma is chatty for the right price
Nadya Suleman is one celibate, Taco Bell-loving, non-Hunger Games-watching gal.

I spoke with La Habra's most famous yesterday through Dial-a-star.com, where other losers can chat with D-List celebrities for as little as $2 a minute, or $100 a minute, depending one's, uh, taste in pop culture.

She charges $14 a minute only!

Here's our exchange:



Octomom: Hello?
OC Weekly: Hi. Is this Nadya?
Octomom: Hello?
OC Weekly: Hi. Is this Nadya?
Octomom: Hi. Yes, I'm sorry. I didn't know if you could hear me. It's a bad...can you hear me? It's a really bad area of reception. My phone sucks. Can you hear me?
OC Weekly: Yeah. fine.
Octomom: Oh. Good, good. I'm kind of like, climbing on top of the children again. I have to do that because (unintelligible) in my back yard. (unintelligible) is outside in the back yard. Thank you, thank you, thank you for calling. I'm grateful for your time.
OC Weekly: My name's Josh Dulaney. I'm a staff writer at OC Weekly. Do you read that? Octomom: No. I don't have time to (unintelligible) no I don't. No.

Break to deposit more money.

Octomom: It's like, really bad. Hello? Hi. Hi. I'm sorry about that.
OC Weekly: Do you mind if I record our conversation? Is that OK?
Octomom: Um, I'm sure it's fine. The only thing I want to convey to you...I'm not supposed to talk...according to my manager...I'm not supposed to talk about the food stamp issue.
OC Weekly: About the what issue? Oh. OK.
Octomom: I can talk about anything else. The food stamp issue. Yeah.
OC Weekly: Who you gonna for vote between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama?
Octomom: (Laughter) Oh boy. You know what? I'm a registered voter, and if I had time, I will try my best to make the time, because I don't have any help, I...tried, this is a funny story, when I was pregnant with the eight, thought it was seven, I was on my way at my end of (unintelligible) with the other kids, and I was going to vote for Obama, so I started to have severe pains in my, my ribs. I thought I was having kidney failure (unintelligible) so I turned around...and we went back home. So I didn't make it. I didn't (unintelligible) get a vote...because I got...when my little one broke the rib...kicked my rib out of... dislocated my rib hiding baby eight.

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32 comments
Buttermilk52
Buttermilk52

She is mentally ill. I have 10 years in the field.

M
M

Obama supporters include "Octomom", the porn industry, convicted felons in Minnesota, atheists, homosexuals, the entire Occupy grunge movement, socialists, illegal aliens, Alec Baldwin and other Hollywood idiots, trial lawyers, abortion providers, the Chicago mafia, SEIU, and the uber-rich such as Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Steve Jobs (probably still voting via ACORN), and the CEO of Facebook.

So, you have to be a freak, sick, stupid, or stupid-rich to be a Democrat.

Uncertain
Uncertain

I love Nadya and you're all judgemental scumbags. I hope you all die.

Denise
Denise

 If you take away her childish babbling, her lies, and her inability to hold a train of thought or to stick to the subject matter, this was a stupendous article.  NOT! Here are some of the finer points: Nadya was actually “pre-med at one point”.  Oh, STFU you liar! Nadya was a “good student with a 4.0 GPA”. Again, please stop with the non stop lying.  Nadya has a “manager” who won’t let her talk about being on welfare. I’d like to know where a welfare mother of 14 gets the money to pay for a “manager”. If she can afford a “manager” she can afford to support herself and her kids without going on the taxpayer dole.  Nadya loves Taco Bell. Ugh. Taco Bell should sue her for effing up their brand.  Nadya is a “cheap date”. Who exactly would “date” this mentally ill, delusional, barely functional moron?  Nayda claims she is “low maintenance”. Yeah, right lady. Let us count her plastic surgery procedures shall we? Tummy tuck, breast implants, Botox injections, lip injections, liposuction, not to mention the $300.00 eyelash extensions, constant mani’s, pedi’s, Tory Burch shoes,  trips to Starbucks and the Nordstrom and shopping mall hauls.  Nadya thinks “there's multiple intelligences. I think there's like, 11 or 12. I think if I'm lucky, I'm like 2, and that's kinda pushing it” What in the hell does this mean anyway? This woman looks, acts and speaks like she is from Mars.  Crips, can’t those kids be removed from her custody based on the simple fact that she is a mentally ill, dumbshit moron who also has her head up her ass?      If you take away her childish babbling, her lies, and her inability to hold a train of thought or to stick to the subject matter, this was a stupendous article.  NOT! Here are some of the finer points: Nadya was actually “pre-med at one point”.  Oh, STFU you liar! Nadya was a “good student with a 4.0 GPA”. Again, please stop with the non stop lying.  Nadya has a “manager” who won’t let her talk about being on welfare. I’d like to know where a welfare mother of 14 gets the money to pay for a “manager”. If she can afford a “manager” she can afford to support herself and her kids without going on the taxpayer dole.  Nadya loves Taco Bell. Ugh. Taco Bell should sue her for effing up their brand.  Nadya is a “cheap date”. Who exactly would “date” this mentally ill, delusional, barely functional moron?  Nayda claims she is “low maintenance”. Yeah, right lady. Let us count her plastic surgery procedures shall we? Tummy tuck, breast implants, Botox injections, lip injections, liposuction, not to mention the $300.00 eyelash extensions, constant mani’s, pedi’s, Tory Burch shoes,  trips to Starbucks and the Nordstrom and shopping mall hauls.  Nadya thinks “there's multiple intelligences. I think there's like, 11 or 12. I think if I'm lucky, I'm like 2, and that's kinda pushing it” What in the hell does this mean anyway?

This woman looks, acts and speaks like she is from Mars.  Crips, can’t those kids be removed from her custody based on the simple fact that she is a mentally ill, dumbshit moron who also has her head up her ass?      

  

Notasdegente
Notasdegente

Whoa I am starting to picture Nadya in reverse cowgirl position!       Excuse! Just for a little while.........fap! fap! fap fap! fap!fap fap fap fap

Socal73456
Socal73456

Who did this interview, Tucker Max?! "Journalist sounds like a real d-bag.  Guess he's gotta make a little scratch to maintain that Taco Bell/cliched porn habit...  

Ggggg
Ggggg

In my opinion she cant talk about food stamps because Ed has been using that card for many months/ years. OMG who did you think showed a copy of that card? That copy didn't appear in 24 hours. How much did tmz pay for that old exclooooosive? Just my opinion ..

Holly
Holly

Shes on food stamps!?!? I'm shocked LMAO!!

barbwire27
barbwire27

She is NOT embarrassed talking about herself! She is her favorite subject. (especially @ $14 a minute) She has quite a diatribe down and is on an endless loop-and here you thought you were talking to a person. You got a robot.

barbwire27
barbwire27

Josh- you might want to monitor your credit card account from here on and make sure there isn't any "unusual/unauthorized" activity (if you know what I mean).

Joey
Joey

Funny she wasn't at all offended by talking about reverse cowgirl or "fingers" but food stamps is off the table! She hates talking about herself, yet that's all she does, but I need proof of her being pre-med. Really Nudia, I don't think so. No, uh,uh.

deepbluezz
deepbluezz

If this is an example of the phone calls made to Suleman, then I hope the caller has no intenion of talking. Thank goodness the recording comes on, that was the only thing that shut her up...I think, bet she was still babbling not even knowing the caller wasn't there. I thought the whole idea of this crap was to have a conversation with a D-Lister? Has anyone ever had a "conversation" with this woman?? Waste of money, but did we really think it would be anything but a waste...come on..it's Nadya Octomom Suleman, mother of the year, pre-med, exercise guru, movie star, model, lol,  

Ggggg
Ggggg

well, i will never eat taco bell again either.

me
me

It's getting to the point where it is physically painful to hear/read anything this psycho has to say. I feel like I'm staring at the crazy person on the corner that's swearing and screaming at no one.

Lisa
Lisa

"I'm not materialistic." ROTFLMAO that seriously cracked me up. Remember when she held her garage sale? The one where she sold her kids' nice toys and a bunch of old, crappy junk she didn't want anymore, but not the sunglasses, handbags, plasma screen TVs, computers, boots, hats, $100-300 watches, 20-gallon aquarium or Wii she bought for herself? Remember when the kids first came home and she had a jacuzzi installed in her bathroom instead of hiring security? "I don't wear makeup." Suuure, but you were photographed buying $1000 of MAC makeup back when you still had money to burn. Who was that for? The twins? Don't even get me started on her "not" having plastic surgery and then getting a charitable organization to do her son's cleft lip repair for free. And I'm supposed to feel sorry for her? Nice f**king try, you leech.  Sophocles was right; "To never have been born may be the greatest boon of all."

barbwire27
barbwire27

I don't know which comments were worse: Nudeya's or the lame interviewer's! That was pathetic. OCWeekly authorizes this TOTAL waste of $100 and the waste of time and space here??? Next time just flush the money down the toilet. OCW should take that out of your pay.

Blondie
Blondie

What a horrific waste of $100. I'll never eat at Taco Bell again!Just one more reason not to vote for Obama.

909Jeff
909Jeff

Thank you! 

I had a very disturbing mental image of that last photo in reverse cowgirl... This one is much better! 

barbwire27
barbwire27

So are you telling us you are a Democrat?

Kidsleepinfo
Kidsleepinfo

 I think the interviewer made Nadya look sane. What kind of as***** writer would want to post an interview like this? You called up a mentally ill woman and made fun of her while suggesting she should try out some lame sexual position?! Go back to school and look up the definition of journalism. Honestly, I've never come across an article about Octomom where I ended up hating the writer and thinking more highly of her, but you succeeded.

Blondie
Blondie

Yes, it would be better used as toilet paper.

Bill T.
Bill T.

Wow, I've been looking for a viable strategy to simplify my life, now I have it, whatever Nadya Does, I'll do the opposite. That's simplistic enough that even I can follow it.

guest
guest

Hey let's not drag Obama into her mess!

barbwire27
barbwire27

lol-I know, huh? The county I live in the death rate is 100%!!!Wow! did we all just get a death threat?I think that's like the ones Nudieya gets too.

Joey
Joey

Listen again, she wasn't offended, she laughed & added something about not having fingers inside of her. Mentally ill, sure, I'll give you that. I know alot of folks who are far, far more mentally ill & they either seek help, keep to themselves or whatever. I doubt either of us is an expert on the matter but in her case alone, mental illness does not excuse her behavior. She's managed to spend, spend, spend & actually during the whole IVF days when she was so disabled & of course collecting disablity, she was able to hatch a plan to have all those kids & cover-up alot of scamming. That doesn't sound too mentally ill to me, sounds just plain crooked.

Blondie
Blondie

I didn't write the story.

Kidsleepinfo
Kidsleepinfo

You listen again. I don't think I could bear it. This woman is mentally ill. I guarantee that, and I have and M.D. degree to back it up. She's nuts. What excuse do all the guys working on Wall Street who we bailed out have? What she is getting in food stamps isn't even a spit in the ocean compared to what the bankers and brokers did to this economy, and yet they remain almost completely nameless, faceless criminals. I'd much rather feed Nadya's kids than chip in to buy some Wall Street guy a Bentley. Talk about scamming...well you might want to call your financial planner and accuse him first. Do I condone what she did.? No, but that is more the fault of her crazy fertility specialist than her. If you really want to talk scheming and scamming, go look at Goldman Sachs. Companies like that are what put our economy in the dumpster.

And just so everybody knows how delusional Nadya is...anyone who can get accepted to a college can declare themselves "premed." All that means is you will be taking certain courses needed to apply to med school. It doesn't mean you can pass them and be accepted by a medical school and become a doctor. Bragging about that is just another example of how mentally ill this woman is.

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