Octomom Nadya Suleman is Now Taking Phone Calls From the Public For $12 a Minute

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Got any burning questions for Octomom Nadya Suleman? Perhaps, ones like: Who are your favorite 11 children? Tried any new drywall recipes? Made any mortgage payments lately? Spent any time parenting lately?  

Call her up!

Suleman is one of the "stars" (groan) of Dial-A-Star.com, a website that connects fans with fauxlebrities. Rates vary depending on the operator--an Octochat costs $12 a minute, while a gabfest with Dina Lohan is $25 a minute and one with Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub is $18 per minute. Shockingly, these aren't "adult lines"--we think. Each operator has a list of predetermined discussion topics. 

According to the Huffington Post, celebrities decide their own rate and get to keep 50 percent. I used all my writer brain power to do the math and with this new gig, Octomom would make $360 an hour if anyone bites.

For the single mother of 14, who is facing a foreclosure sale of her La Habra home, could this be the career move that saves her and the brood? We could call and find out, but then we'd feel icky on so many levels.

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Boomom03
Boomom03

And how much will she spend taking care of her kids??? Ha. Her arse will be getting her many facial enhancements and shopping at Hollister and Abercrombie.

No_one_you_know
No_one_you_know

Nadya looks GORGEOUS in that picture.  Come on, admit it.  Can you believe she's had EIGHT kids?  I know women who've had one child and look ten times worse.  I mean, wow.

No_one_you_know
No_one_you_know

Why would she have new drywall recipes? I don't understand. Has Nadya been doing secret drywall experiments?  My union needs to know.  My God she looks good in that photo.

Matthew T. Coker
Matthew T. Coker

To all wondering where I am: I am alive and well if by alive and well you mean alive and coughing up hairballs. I am so happy Michelle did this; in fact, I offered to trade her my Octo-beat for her sampling micro-brews beat. She responded by pouring one over my head. Kinda hoppy, with a hint of muscat.

Blondie
Blondie

Good job Michelle, but I miss Matt. If I was nuts enough to call, I'd ask her what is going tohappen to the frozen 29 embryos. Has she already quit paying the storage fee?Is she going to donate them, or just let them be destroyed?The excuse before her records became public was the she had to use them all up and givethem a chance because they were her babies.Well according to the records mentioned in court, there were still 29 that served no medicalpurpose.The foreclosure sale date on the house she lives in is set for March 29.I hope someone goes and reports on it.

barbwire27
barbwire27

This takes the term "disposable income" to a whole new low!! I heard another expression that also fits:"throwing money down a rat hole"

barbwire27
barbwire27

The software site that hosts Dial-A-S*** is called MYPHONESITE. They also host "Adult" sites (surprise, surprise)..just a click, a hop, skip and jump away. It's all very hush, hush.LOL It is a very convenient set up for the "operators" to um crossover into their "other offered Directory" when the time comes. They even offer a feature called "pimp my site". (oh but I'm sure that feature is just for blinging up your webpage) ha ha Know what I mean jellybean?

BetaRayBill.
BetaRayBill.

Could I pay with pubes instead of money, She is worth atleast a handful.

Joey
Joey

Loved it! You did a great job Michelle.

Joey
Joey

I'd hate to meet the pathetic loser who would call Octomom or any of the other (cough) celebrities..Wonder how much longer she's going to sit on her lazy ass while her 14 children need another home? There's NO WAY Octomom isn't living off welfare & she's probably going to move into section 8 housing! Time to get a job woman, you've had over 10 years off..

barbwire27
barbwire27

Where in the world is Matt Coker? Anyway it appears the Dial-A-Ho site MAY be secretely owned by former porn star and manager of most of the roster. DD Management's AD is what you get when you click on the site. In other words, said owner can say anything (self report) to the media (TMZ) and who's to know the difference? Sure she says her stable is raking in the bucks but that's her job- to generate publicity- whether it's true or not. Really they should be paying the people to listen to them! Only pervs with money burning holes in their pockets will call in. Do people really want to give their credit card info to such a sketchy bunch?

Kerry214
Kerry214

I would like to ask her how many hours a day does she keep the 8 babies locked up in a urine soaked room, with only 4 cribs for 8 three yr. olds ? Also, why she feeds them on the floor of that same urine reeking room. And, finally, why is the money she makes off the younger 8, only spent on luxury items for the older 6 kids, (Private school, High-end electronic toys, several trips to expensive theme parks, first-class plane tickets).Yet, the younger 8 are barely clothed, no shoes, never leave that Hovel in La Harbre. 

Just look at them they are neglected, emotionally abused, barely able to speak. You see her squeeze their little faces. Photo's reveal the bruses. She admits to spanking the babies, but the older 6 run the house, no structure, call her names, yet they are not disiplined. And Suleman wonders why real members of the human race find her to be so disgusting. Her Parents are also enabling the Octomom to continue her destruction of 14 innocent children.

Lucifer
Lucifer

Frankly, Why would any person paying 12.00, or any amount of dollars, to speak with Suleman, be dictated to... in reference to topics of discussion .  Hmmm. Let me cogitate on this. Should I be one of those stupey-dupes, then I would be paying Suleman to tell me what to ask, say.. discuss. Oh well, if Suleman could apply the same principle to her ScrewedScream, spewstream, it would save her handlers the burden of deleting negative comments. Apparently,  'Dial -a -h...umm.. Star' is  more secure than a metal chastity belt.. .. No risk of negative publicity for the  telephone prompter. .err..'never has been' Star Operator; Caller account privacy so tight that I question just 'who' and 'what' is being protected... .Access  so convoluted that.....stupey-dupe will  have forgotten which loser, on what day, in which year the attempted  meeting of the minds transpired.  

mitch young
mitch young

I was just thinking that it's time for an octomom update. I'm surprised this isn't from Coker, however. Just doesn't feel right, no offense intended to the poster.

DooTell
DooTell

Matt, warn your readers that it appears there is a $50 MINIMUM per call!  And do you really think anyone could get a word in edgewise to the Octoblathering??? I wouldn't encourage her!

909Jeff
909Jeff

You know what I want to know?

Will She? 

Kerry214
Kerry214

Well, I guess if you had taken the money she had donated to her for purposes of providing for the 8 octuplets, such as food, clothing,housing, and medical care. And then you used it for lot's & lot's of plastic surgery, standing appointments for eyelashes and make-up to the tune of $1000.00 a month at Make-up Mandy's (It's benn verified & documented) Regular Lip enhancedment and if you used the money for designer clothes, and personal make-up artists you would look OK too.

 In order to keep her surgically enhanced body in shape she spends endless hours in the gym. This is time she is away from home, leaving  the care of her family to her 71 yr. old Mother. And her neglect really shows with the emotional havoc her 14 children had to endure because of this evil women. 

In that home Octomom keeps 8 three yr. olds in a urine soaked room with 4 cribs for 8 kids. These 8 little tots are locked in that room for the better part of the day. (It's been documented, recorded on video, and commented on by Dr. Drew Pinsky). So if this is the role model you wish you were like, do this, go out get 14 kids, lock 8 in a hovel that reeks of Urine & Poop, feed them on the floor of that same room, lie about everything, throw your parents under the bus, even though your Mother single-handedly raised the 1st six while Suleman ran all over Southern California.

Not to deflate your admiration of Octotrash, but honey, It is so so photo-shopped. If you have seen her lately. it would shock you. She has lost lots & lots of hair. Her lips are so full of filler material that they look like "Duck Lips". This lip enhancement has caused her to smack her lips when she speaks, and it's disgusting. Go look at some of the photo's TMZ has of her. To be honest she has a face that would stop a clock. 

donedonedone
donedonedone

Wouldn't it be a better investment of $12 just to go over to Costco and decide between a bale of toilet paper or a SuleDoud sized trash barrel?

Same thing.

But with a lot more class.

donedonedone
donedonedone

I'd so much rather spend the 12 bucks asking Child Protective Services why they haven't stepped in.These 14 kids and two elderly grandparents will spend every day of the rest of ther lives dismally impacted by the neglect of the state workers who get a paycheck every  single week to protect both the youngest and the oldest.

And they have not done their job. What I want to know isWHY.

If Octoskidmark had done this to 14 puppy she'd long since been in a jail cell.So why isn't she?

SallyStruthersSaveTheChildren
SallyStruthersSaveTheChildren

 It's very simple Kerry. Her scheme (my opinion of course)  is to developmentally delay the babies to the point where she can get eight monthly checks for them. Why else would anyone do this to their own children? Those poor babies barely speak, at 3. Just like why else would someone insist on transferring twelve embryos to recklessly endanger their very own babies just to become rich and famous? For the money, silly. Twelve dollars a minute. Twelve embryos. Money.

Michelle Woo
Michelle Woo

Just filling in on the Octobeat for today!

DooTell
DooTell

Oh, but they DO speak, sally!  Octo proudly tells the world the tups have their own language!  It's because she hasn't taken the time to teach them herself, or integrate them into the rest of the family.  And when she puts them on display to show how 'extraordinary and marvelous' they are, most of them can barely mimic back what she says-one muffled word at a time.  Such a sad situation.  I only pray they will soon have a chance to be in a loving home and get the individual attention every child needs and deserves.  I can't see how they can stay with her and succeed.  CPS, where forth art thou?

DooTell
DooTell

Sorry for the mix-up, Michelle.  Great article!  (Matt is usually the Octomerde reporter.  I jumped the gun,)  Just glad somebody is keeping an eye on Nausea.

Bluebonnet
Bluebonnet

Thanks Michelle! We need more boots on the ground for the Octobeat. There may be some interesting news when her house goes up for public auction on March 29. Maybe she's hoping she can make enough on those D-a-S phone calls to rent a few motel rooms for the kids to live in.

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