OC Tax Dollars Try to Teach Nitwit Parents How to . . . Parent
|"Tastes good like a taxpayer funded smoke should . . ."|
In Orange County, we might add this line, "If you need something, get taxpayers to pay for it."
I don't want to be too dramatic here, but our county board of supervisors is set next week to spend another $120,000 of tax dollars on a program that--you can't make this up--claims to teach lousy parents how to be stellar parents.
Local bureaucrats, who have already spent $240,00 on the program since 2009, say the additional spending is necessary to "empower" parents "to discipline and supervise their children" as a way to combat truancy in public schools.
In a "Parent Empowerment Program (PEP)," officials think they can enlighten bad moms and dads about the importance of making their kids go to school daily, complete homework and avoid illegal drugs.
"PEP teaches parents how to regain control of their child's behavior through clear, direct demand, effective follow through and consistency," according to a mind-numbingly opaque county document that isn't clear or direct. "There is no punishment, consequences, therapy or counseling as there is with traditional parenting programs."
|So, you're saying send 'em to school?|
But if nitwit parents need county bureaucrats to teach them elementary common sense in government workshops, then the cause is probably already lost.
That guess is supported by a fact: the county bureaucrats pushing for the program don't mention in their agenda document even a single generic success story in the three-year-old program.
Furthermore, the contract governing the program mandates total secrecy from reporters unless a specific tidbit of information is deemed worthy of public consumption by government bigwigs.
Perhaps under the leadership of board chairman John Moorlach our county officials want us to take it solely on faith that they know what they're doing.
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